Hey, flower-****ers, you there?!
Steve Stifler
Seann William Scott · 21 quotes
Steve Stiffler
15 quotes
Paul Finch
Eddie Kaye Thomas · 13 quotes
Jim
Jason Biggs · 7 quotes
Michelle Flaherty
Alyson Hannigan · 6 quotes
Jim's Dad
Eugene Levy · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Paul Finch & Steve Stifler (7), Steve Stiffler & Steve Stifler (5), Steve Stiffler & Paul Finch (3)
American Wedding quotes
Page 3 of 4I did **** your Mom... Twice!
If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.
It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch.
It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-****er. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my **** out.
Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, you've given me everything I ever wanted, and it is my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.
My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.
No no no shit head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds? Not to mention that you passed on Nadia, dumbest **** thing ever. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.
Oh wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special, we're all just a bunch of special ****ers. Well, you know what? Im-a gonna get laid Finch-****er and it's going to be like oh so good. And I'm gonna' be like "You like this shit, mama?" and she's gonna be like "**** right, doggy, give it to me. Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow!"
Oh, Stifler's Mom!
Save it, dickhead, I'm working.
This sucks! [Kevin & Finch look at him] Did I say that out loud? [Whispers to Jim] Keep going, man. It's good.
Told ya that guy wanted to **** me.
Voltaire can suck on my balls!