Tied for most-quoted character in Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014): in 3 of its 6 quotes
Most scenes with: Anthony (2)
I still have me arms!
Mom, do you mind?... Please.
Kelly What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony!
Emily Mom saw your penis?
Kelly Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car!
Ben Every penis.
Ms. Suggs Tell me something, Anthony. Are you a senior citizen?
No, ma'am.
Ms. Suggs Good. Then why're you driving 15 miles an hour in a 25-mile zone? C'mon, speed it up. [Anthony speeds up the minivan] That's right. That is right. Boy. Change lanes. [Anthony does so] Now, I want you to take a right up here. [Anthony turns right. Just then, his cell phone vibrates] Celia's calling.
It's my girlfriend. Probably wants to talk prom plans. Tonight's the prom. Well, I'll just ignore that.
Ms. Suggs Seems like she's very anxious to talk to you.
No, no, no, I'm driving. I would never answer the phone when I'm driving. No, no matter what circumstance.
Ms. Suggs But, y'know, proms don't happen every day.
That's true. You sure? It'll just be like super quick. It's not...
Ms. Suggs What's important to you is important to me.
Ms. Suggs Put! The phone! Down!
Ms. Suggs Put that mobile device down, NOW! HEY, EYES ON THE ROAD!
AAAH!! NO, NO!!! [hits several parking meters while screaming]
Ms. Suggs YOU'RE GONNA KILL US!! AAAAH!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! [Anthony pulls back into the DMV and stops] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FOOL?!
Ms. Suggs Get outta this car. [stamps "FAIL" on the clipboard] You get out of this car!
You're EVIL!
Ms. Suggs You prom creep!
Ben I don't think he passed.
Ms. Suggs Get out! GET OUT!
[Anthony swings open the door, only to get a literal door prize from a passing Impala. The door slides right to the Coopers]
