Alexander Good morning.
Emily Speak for yourself.
Anthony
Dylan Minnette · 3 quotes
Ben Cooper
Steve Carell · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ben Cooper & Anthony (2)
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day quotes
Alexander Emily Mom, do you mind?... Please.
Kelly What? Because of this morning? It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony!
Emily Mom saw your penis?
Kelly Yep! I've seen yours too, Alexander. I've seen every penis in this car!
Every penis.
YES! [jumps and hits a banner, which causes two trophy cases to fall and smash]
Teacher Let's go, Wreck-It Ralph! Principal's office, NOW!
Ms. Suggs Tell me something, Anthony. Are you a senior citizen?
No, ma'am.
Ms. Suggs Good. Then why're you driving 15 miles an hour in a 25-mile zone? C'mon, speed it up. [Anthony speeds up the minivan] That's right. That is right. Boy. Change lanes. [Anthony does so] Now, I want you to take a right up here. [Anthony turns right. Just then, his cell phone vibrates] Celia's calling.
It's my girlfriend. Probably wants to talk prom plans. Tonight's the prom. Well, I'll just ignore that.
Ms. Suggs Seems like she's very anxious to talk to you.
No, no, no, I'm driving. I would never answer the phone when I'm driving. No, no matter what circumstance.
Ms. Suggs But, y'know, proms don't happen every day.
That's true. You sure? It'll just be like super quick. It's not...
Ms. Suggs What's important to you is important to me.
Ms. Suggs Put! The phone! Down!
Ms. Suggs [in a demanding tone]
Put that mobile device down, NOW! HEY, EYES ON THE ROAD!
[nearly hits another car and swerves off the road]
AAAH!! NO, NO!!! [hits several parking meters while screaming]
Ms. Suggs YOU'RE GONNA KILL US!! AAAAH!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! [Anthony pulls back into the DMV and stops] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FOOL?!
Ms. Suggs Get outta this car. [stamps "FAIL" on the clipboard] You get out of this car!
You're EVIL!
Ms. Suggs You prom creep!
I don't think he passed.
Ms. Suggs Get out! GET OUT!
[Anthony swings open the door, only to get a literal door prize from a passing Impala. The door slides right to the Coopers]
Paul Dumphy Dude, I've been looking everywhere for you. Have you heard about Phillip Parker?
Alexander I don't want to hear anything more about his amazing party.
Paul Dumphy No, it's cancelled.
Alexander What?
Paul Dumphy Yeah, he woke up with chicken pox. He texted me this picture. These things are everywhere.
Alexander Oh.
Paul Dumphy They're even in his butt crack.
I still have me arms!