McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Played by Lloyd Bridges 
Airplane! (1980) · 61 quotes
Airplane! (1980) · 61 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Airplane! (1980): in 8 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Johnny (3)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
More lines from McCroskey
4 quotes McCroskey McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
McCroskey They're coming right at us! (exits control tower via window)
Scenes with McCroskey
3 scenes McCroskey I want the best available man on this, a man who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
How 'bout Mr. Rogers?
McCroskey Mayday? What the hell is that for?
Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hors d'oeuvre...
McCroskey [hands over a map on a piece of paper]
Johnny, what can you make outta this?
This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl... (McCroskey yanks the paper out of Johnny's hands, and Johnny resumes typing on the typewriter.)
