Capt. Oveur
[Capt. Oveur to Joey]
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Played by Lee Terri 
Airplane! (1980) · 61 quotes
Airplane! (1980) · 61 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Airplane! (1980): in 11 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Murdock (3), Rumack (2)
Joey, do you ever.. hang around the gymnasium?
More lines from Capt. Oveur
3 quotes
Capt. Oveur
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Capt. Oveur
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Scenes with Capt. Oveur
7 scenes
Tower
Flight two-zero niner, you're cleared for take-off.
Capt. Clarence Oveur
Roger.
Huh?
Tower
L.A. departure frequency one two three point niner.
Capt. Clarence Oveur
Roger.
Huh?
Victor Basta Request vector, over.
Capt. Clarence Oveur
Huh?
Tower
Flight two-zero niner, cleared for vector three-two-four.
We have clearance, Clarence.
Capt. Clarence Oveur
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower
Tower Radio, clearance, over.
Oveur
That's 'Clarence Oveur', over.
Tower
Roger.
Huh?
Tower
Roger, over.
What?
Capt. Oveur
Huh?
Victor Basta Who?
Do you want me to check the weather, Clarence?
Capt. Oveur
No, why don't you take care of it.
Joey Wait a minute! I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You played basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with some-one else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Capt. Oveur
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defence. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
The hell I don't!! ( grabs Joey by collar ) LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Oveur
I can't tell.
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Oveur
No, I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Oveur
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Capt. Oveur
You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Capt. Oveur
You ever...seen a grown man naked?
LA Control Tower
Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Oveur
Roger.
Huh?
LA Control Tower
L.A. departure frequency: 1-2-3 point 9'er.
Oveur
Roger.
Huh?
Basta Request vector, over.
Oveur
What?
LA Control Tower
Flight 2-0-9'er, clear for vector 2-3-4.
We have clearance, Clarence.
Oveur
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Captain, these passengers don't have much time. How soon can we land?
Oveur
I can't tell.
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Oveur
What I mean is, I don't know.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Oveur
...Not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Oveur
No, what I'm saying is we can't land for another two hours.
