Kramer All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Played by Barbara Stuart 
Airplane! (1980) · 61 quotes
Airplane! (1980) · 61 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Airplane! (1980): in 4 of its 61 quotes
A line from KramerLoneliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child... Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it's like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, Ted, it's a dumb question, skip that.
More lines from Kramer
2 quotes Kramer Kramer Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.
Scenes with Kramer
1 scene
Control Tower Worker
Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now.
Kramer No...that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.
