Johnny Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Played by Stephen Stucker 
Airplane! (1980) · 61 quotes
Airplane! (1980) · 61 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Airplane! (1980): in 13 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: McCroskey (3)
Johnny : Oh, it's a big, pretty, white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.
MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.
More lines from Johnny
7 quotes Johnny Johnny Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hors d'oeuvre...
Johnny MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? [hands him a piece of paper]
Johnny Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .
Reporter : What kind of plane is it?
Johnny Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
Towergy : [holding up a newspaper] Captain, look at this!
Johnny MCrosky : Passengers certain to die!
Kramer : Airline negligent.
Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!
MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . .
Johnny Johnny : Me John! Big tree.
Scenes with Johnny
5 scenes
I want the best available man on this, a man who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
Johnny How 'bout Mr. Rogers?
Mayday? What the hell is that for?
Johnny Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hors d'oeuvre...
Johnny This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl... (McCroskey yanks the paper out of Johnny's hands, and Johnny resumes typing on the typewriter.)
Reporter
What kind of plane is it?
Johnny Oh it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol.
Radar Man
Bad news, the fog's getting thicker...
Johnny (Leaps in from nowhere)
And Leon's getting LAAAAAAAAARRRRGEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!! (Jumps offscreen again.)
