Tug Benson [about to battle Saddam Hussein]
We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!
Tied for most-quoted character in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993): in 9 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Denton (2)
It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.
More lines from Tug Benson
3 quotes Tug Benson Tug Benson Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!
Tug Benson Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country.
Scenes with Tug Benson
5 scenes Tug Cookie?
No thank you, sir.
Tug Young lady?
No thank you, sir.
Tug No, I was just offering him a young lady.
President Benson.
Tug No. you're not. I've see him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
Tug Topper Harley, of course. The son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then.
Tug Here's the target area.
Gerou That's Minnesota, sir.
Tug Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou Sir, the enemy is over there.
Tug Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Tug Got you! Listening at the door, uh? Well, Walters. Looks like we've got our saboteur.
That's your wife, sir.
Tug Yeah, so it is. Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met. [to Walters] Find out what she knows.
Soto President Benson, where's your first lady?
Tug I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.
