Topper Harley These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...
Tied for most-quoted character in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993): in 9 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Ramada Rodham Hayman (4)
Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada... I don't THINK so.
More lines from Topper Harley
2 quotes Topper Harley Topper Harley I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't.
Scenes with Topper Harley
6 scenes
Dexter is one of the captives. He's my husband.
Topper You've got to be joking.
If I was joking, I would say: "A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar..."
Topper Okay, okay, he is your husband.
Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. I so admired his persistence. Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. He opened my eyes to the arts: music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. His work has meant so much to so many. And I owe him everything, Topper. Everything.
Topper I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.
Topper Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet dog...
My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.
Topper President Benson.
No. you're not. I've see him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
Topper Harley, of course. The son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then.
Topper Colonel, who are they?
She's CIA. The other man's an extra.
Topper We both know you belong with Dexter. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. I'm no good at being noble, but... do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?
Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I would fondle you in ways you can't imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire.
