A character in All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)

Charlie quotes from All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)

Charlie

Most-quoted character in All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996): in 5 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Sasha (4)

A line from Charlie [complaining about Gabriel's Horn]

Of course it couldn't be Gabriel's Flute or Gabriel's Kazoo, nooo.

Scenes with Charlie

4 scenes
Charlie

The name's Barkin. Charlie Barkin. And you are?

Not even remotely interested.

Charlie

So, is there a mister Sasha?

Nope. And I'm not taking applications.

Charlie

Okay. Okay. But if you were, what, umm...what qualities would you be looking for?

Oh, I don't know.

Charlie

Aah, of course you do.

Hmm. Well, loyalty, strength, breeding...

Charlie

I'd be good at that.

Humility. [pause] Compassion...

(Charlie walks headfirst into an I-beam and falls to the ground)

And of course, style.

[during a hair-raising moped ride with Charlie at the controls]

Aren't guardian angels supposed to protect people?!

Charlie

Hey, it's my first day on the job.

Now, tell me the truth, Charlie Barkin: why did you really come back? And don't you con me.

Charlie

Actually, I kind of like the idea of being Mr. Sasha.

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