So, is there a mister Sasha?

Nope. And I'm not taking applications.

Okay. Okay. But if you were, what, umm...what qualities would you be looking for?

Oh, I don't know.

Aah, of course you do.

Hmm. Well, loyalty, strength, breeding...

I'd be good at that.

Humility. [pause] Compassion...

(Charlie walks headfirst into an I-beam and falls to the ground)

And of course, style.