Wednesday
Hurry up!
Pugsley
I'm coming.
Joel
Wait!
Wednesday
Who's there?
Joel
Be careful. Tetanus.
Amanda
There they are! I saw them sneak out.
Gary
Children, what do you think you're doing?
Wednesday
We have to see our family. It's very important.
Becky
More important than a summer of fun? More important than making new friends? More important than sharing?
Gary
And Joel Glicker. I'm surprised at you.
Joel
I-I have to get out of here. I have allergies.
Becky
Oh, you're allergic? To sunshine and archery and crafts?
Joel
Yes.
Amanda
I think they should be punished. [starts chanting] Punish!
Punish! Punish! Punish! Punish! Punish! Punish!
Becky
No! No! We are not here to punish. We are here to inspire.
Gary
Campers? Do you know what I think our little ninja friends here need? Do you know what just might turn their sad and potentially wasted little lives right all around?
Joel
What?
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. Oh Lord, kumbaya.
