I'm in Psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor.
Ace Ventura
Jim Carrey · 36 quotes
Lois Einhorn
Sean Young · 6 quotes
Dan Marino
Dan Marino · 3 quotes
Melissa Robinson
Courteney Cox · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ace Ventura & Lois Einhorn (6), Ace Ventura & Melissa Robinson (3), Ace Ventura & Dan Marino (3)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective quotes
Page 3 of 3If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
If the lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then, my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN!! THAT'S why Roger Podacter is dead!! He found Captain Winky!!!
This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah! Can ya feel that, buddy?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! [as Tangina Barrons ] I have exorcised the demons. This house is clear. [to Einhorn and the news crew, who denied his theories earlier] Losers? LOSERS! Leh-hoo. Zeh-hers!
Three fifty-one! Three fifty-one! Rover, SIT! HUT! HUT! [mimics being handed a football and dive bombs over some bushes]
Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear.