Scenes with Melissa Robinson
3 scenes
RC Ronald Camp
Who is he, a friend?
Melissa Robinson
No, this is...this is my date. He's a lawyer.
RC Ronald Camp
Well, does he have a name, or should I call him "lawyer"?
Melissa Robinson
No, this is Ace... um, Tom Ace.
Ace Ventura
Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?
RC Ronald Camp
[nervously]
Very well, thank you.
Ace Ventura
[to Melissa]
Oh! Look, honey, there's the 'orderves'. [looks suspiciously at Camp]
RP Roger Podactor
Who's he?
Melissa Robinson
Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. He's our pet detective.
RP Roger Podactor
[Roger shakes Ace's hand.]
Nice to meet you, you were highly recommened by Martha Mertz.
Ace Ventura
Martha Mertz? ...Oh, yeah, the bitch.
Ace Ventura
Pekingnese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her. [looks at the tank area] Is that the tank? Excuse me. [walks off with Melissa and Roger standing in disbelief]
RP Roger Podacter
[A crowd is having a commotion, while Ace is still in the tank.]
Aw, great! I'll see if I can head them off. [Roger exits while Melissa talks to Ace]
Melissa Robinson
Ace. Get out of the tank.
Ace
[Imitating the Star Trek character Scotty]
I just can't do it, Captain! I don't have the power!
Melissa Robinson
I said, get out of the tank, NOW.
Ace
[Imitates the Star Trek character Dr. McCoy]
For god's sakes, Jim, I'm a DOCTOR! Not a pool man!
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