Who is he, a friend?

No, this is...this is my date. He's a lawyer.

Well, does he have a name, or should I call him "lawyer"?

No, this is Ace... um, Tom Ace.

Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

[nervously]

Very well, thank you.

[to Melissa]

Oh! Look, honey, there's the 'orderves'. [looks suspiciously at Camp]