Roger Podactor
Who's he?
Melissa Robinson
Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. He's our pet detective.
Roger Podactor
[Roger shakes Ace's hand.]
Nice to meet you, you were highly recommened by Martha Mertz.
Ace Ventura
Martha Mertz? ...Oh, yeah, the bitch.
Roger Podactor
What?!
Ace Ventura
Pekingnese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her. [looks at the tank area] Is that the tank? Excuse me. [walks off with Melissa and Roger standing in disbelief]

