“In life, it's important to distinguish between need and want. You...”

Ben

In life, it's important to distinguish between need and want. You think you want something because you've been conditioned to want it.

Kid

I want the pump!

Ben

I don't got the pump. But look! I've got the Tim Dunkan Adidas Cool D's.

Kid

I want the pump!

Ben

Listen you insolent little snot! There are kids right now in Asia, who are sewing your stupid shoes together, so that their family can have a bowl of rice to eat tonight!

Schrader

This is the worst idea of all time.

Bartleby

Your Uncle Ben used to be a genius. It'll be fine.

Woman

What did you do?

Ben

You're the one who emotionally crippled the kid. You know what? Maybe he's ****. I'm glad my mother's DEAD!

Bartleby

He's just having a bad day.

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Sherman Schrader Jonah Hill More Schrader quotes →

Bartleby Gaines Justin Long More Bartleby quotes →

Freaky Guy More Freaky Guy quotes →

Ben Lewis Lewis Black More Ben quotes →

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