Topher Grace movie quotes

View Quote [Whilst praying] I come before you today, humbled and humiliated, to ask you for one thing... I want you to kill Peter Parker.

View Quote Whoa. Buddy, love the new outfit. This is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Give me uh...give me some of that web action.

View Quote [When Spider-Man offers to help him sort things out] You are so right. I'm thinking...humiliation. Kinda like how you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? [looks over to see that Mary Jane is close to falling] You made me lose my girl, now I'm going to make you lose yours. How's that sound, Tiger?

View Quote David Duke: America first.
Klansmen: America first. America first.
Waiter: Ain't this a bitch. If I would have known this was a Klan meeting, I wouldn't have taken this mother**** gig. Goddamn.

View Quote Ron Stallworth: [answering a phone call from Duke] Mr. Duke, I'm so sorry we didn't get to spend more one-on-one time together.
David Duke: Well, that was a just a tragedy. I had just met those heroic brothers in the cause.
Flip Zimmerman: Heroic.
Ron Stallworth: Yeah. And the chapter is just shaken at the core.
David Duke: Oh.
Ron Stallworth: Yeah. And poor Connie, right? I mean, not only does she lose her husband, but...
Flip Zimmerman: Poor Connie.
Jimmy Creek: Connie's going away.
Flip Zimmerman: We feel bad for Connie.
Ron Stallworth: [continuing] ... she's looking at serious prison time.
David Duke: My God. And then there was that **** detective. Basically...
[the officers laugh]
Ron Stallworth: [to the other officers] Shut the **** up. Shut the **** up. Shut up, shut up. Those goddamn coloreds they sure know how to spoil a celebration.
Jimmy Creek: [to Flip] Hey, you're getting me in trouble.
David Duke: [to Ron] Christ, you can say that again.
Ron Stallworth: Those goddamn coloreds sure know how to spoil a celebration. Can I ask you a question, sir?
David Duke: Shoot.
Ron Stallworth: That **** detective, did you ever did you ever get his name?
David Duke: No. I don't think I...
Ron Stallworth: Are-uh you sure you don't know who he is? Are-uh you absolutely sure? 'Cause that ****, coon, gator bait, spade, spook, Sambo, spear-chucking jungle bunny, Mississippi wind chime...
David Duke: Wind chime?
Ron Stallworth: [continuing] ... detective is Ron Stallworth, you racist, peckerwood, redneck, inch worm, needle-dick mother****er!
[Ron hangs up, leaving Duke bewildered]

View Quote Ron Stallworth: Hello, this is Ron Stallworth calling. Who am I speaking with?
David Duke: This is David Duke.
Ron Stallworth: The Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, that David Duke?
David Duke: The last time I checked. What can I do you for?
Ron Stallworth: Well, since you asked, I hate ****, I hate Jews. Spics and micks. Italians and ****. But my mouth to God's ears, I really hate those black rats, and anyone else really that doesn't have pure white Aryan blood running through their veins!
David Duke: I'm happy to be talking to a true white American.
Ron Stallworth: God bless white America.

View Quote Otis: We lost two assets attempting to neutralize Wiseman-designate Howell.
Yates: How is that possible?
Otis: He was armed with a spoon, sir.

View Quote Yates: Well, if it isn't Miss Stockholm Syndrome 2010.
Phoebe: Yates. What the **** are you doing here?
Yates: Whoa. That's unprofessional.
Phoebe: Who's running this operation? Since when did desk jockeys like you run field ops?
Yates: Well, I guess that's the problem with going dark for five years. You kinda fall out of the loop on a couple things.
Phoebe: Do you have authorization at all? Where's Krueger?
Yates: Phoebe Selburg. She who'd rather suck some stoner's **** than turn herself in for debrief, is going to question my authorization? I've read your file. You have no secrets from me! Your boyfriend isn't real. We made him. Oh, I'm so sorry that some lab-rat made you **** a bunch of times in the back of a Taco Bell. Yeah, that's probably a good reason to throw away your entire life! I guess it all worked out because look where I am now. In charge of a major operation. And look where you are. Under departmental arrest for insubordination, and your face is all messed up. And I'm going to get a promotion.

View Quote Yates: Uh, your girlfriend's here. Would you ever like to see her alive again?
Mike: I don't know.
Yates: So if I just took out my gun and blew her **** face off, you'd be cool with that?
Mike: No, that wouldn't be cool. Is she really there with you?
Phoebe: Mikey? I'm sorry. But I'm the tree. I've been the tree the entire time, you're the car. Okay? I love you. So you can leave. You can go wherever you want and they will **** never...
Yates: [hangs up] That was really **** lame.

View Quote I guess now you realize why they chose me. I was right in front of you guys the whole time. Just watching you. Earning your trust. You couldn't see me for what I really am. You see, back home, I'm a murderer. I'm a freak. But here, among the monsters, I'm normal. I like it here. I wanna stay.