David Duke America first.
Klansmen
America first. America first.
Waiter
Ain't this a bitch. If I would have known this was a Klan meeting, I wouldn't have taken this mother**** gig. Goddamn.
2nd most-quoted character in BlacKkKlansman (2018): in 5 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Ron Stallworth (4), Flip Zimmerman (2)
Scenes with David Duke
5 scenes David Duke 
[asking Flip to help take a photo of him with David and another Klansman]
Can you take this picture of us, please?
All right, don't touch me.
Great. All right, all right, thank you so much. Thank you. Here we go. One, two, three!
David Duke [just before Flip takes the picture, Ron puts his arms around Duke and the other Klansman]
Jesus H. Christ! What did you just do, boy? I mean, what the hell did you just do?
Sir, if you lay a finger on me, I'll arrest your ass for assaulting a police officer. That's worth about five years in prison. Try me. See if I'm playing.
David Duke Why don't you come down to Louisiana sometime? See how we play.
Boy, you better get your **** ass out of here now.
Mm-hmm, America first.
Hello, this is Ron Stallworth calling. Who am I speaking with?
David Duke This is David Duke.
The Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, that David Duke?
David Duke The last time I checked. What can I do you for?
Well, since you asked, I hate ****, I hate Jews. Spics and micks. Italians and ****. But my mouth to God's ears, I really hate those black rats, and anyone else really that doesn't have pure white Aryan blood running through their veins!
David Duke I'm happy to be talking to a true white American.
God bless white America.
[answering a phone call from Duke]
Mr. Duke, I'm so sorry we didn't get to spend more one-on-one time together.
David Duke Well, that was a just a tragedy. I had just met those heroic brothers in the cause.
Heroic.
Yeah. And the chapter is just shaken at the core.
David Duke Oh.
Yeah. And poor Connie, right? I mean, not only does she lose her husband, but...
Poor Connie.
Jimmy Creek
Connie's going away.
We feel bad for Connie.
David Duke My God. And then there was that **** detective. Basically...
[the officers laugh] [to the other officers]
Shut the **** up. Shut the **** up. Shut up, shut up. Those goddamn coloreds they sure know how to spoil a celebration.
Jimmy Creek
[to Flip]
Hey, you're getting me in trouble.
David Duke [to Ron]
Christ, you can say that again.
Those goddamn coloreds sure know how to spoil a celebration. Can I ask you a question, sir?
David Duke Shoot.
That **** detective, did you ever did you ever get his name?
David Duke No. I don't think I...
Are-uh you sure you don't know who he is? Are-uh you absolutely sure? 'Cause that ****, coon, gator bait, spade, spook, Sambo, spear-chucking jungle bunny, Mississippi wind chime...
David Duke Wind chime?
[continuing]
... detective is Ron Stallworth, you racist, peckerwood, redneck, inch worm, needle-dick mother****er!
[Ron hangs up, leaving Duke bewildered]
David Duke Sorry, I'm sorry, let me just... [He turns off the radio.] Sorry, who am I talking to?
This is Ron Stallworth calling from Colorado Springs, Colorado. How are you today, sir?
David Duke Well, I'm quite well. Thank you, uh, what can I do you for?
I-I desperately want to participate in my chapter's honorary events, but I can't until I receive my membership card.
David Duke Of course, that's something I can help you with.
Great. Um, who am I speaking with?
David Duke This is David Duke.
Did you just say your name was David Duke?
David Duke The last time I checked.
Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, that-that David Duke?
David Duke Yes, that Grand Wizard and National Director, yeah.
National Director too, huh?
David Duke Yes, you're darn tootin'.
It's amazing. I'm honored to be speaking to you, sir. I'm not afraid to say it. I consider you a true white American hero.
David Duke Is there any other kind?
No, sir.
David Duke I'm happy to be talking to a true white American.
Amen. It seems like there's less and less of us out there these days. Now, about that membership card...
David Duke Yeah, Ron, I understand the situation, uh, we've had some administrative problems here, it's caused a little bit of a backlag. Tell you what, I'm gonna see to it personally that your membership card is processed, approved, and sent out today. How's that sound?
Thank you, sir. I can't express to you how much this means to me.
David Duke Ron, please, pleasure's all mine. I look forward to hopefully meeting you in person one day, and, uh...God bless White America.
God bless White America, sir.
David Duke Mhm, take care.
