Toni Collette movie quotes

View Quote You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.

View Quote A thong would look ridiculous on me - I wear cotton briefs. My life is about working long hours, planning trips I'll never take, and settling for love found on the pages of romance novels.

View Quote Maggie: SHUT UP YOU FAT PIG!!
Rose: Did you honestly just say "Fat pig"? You're my sister...and the best you can do is "fat pig"? :[slams Maggie against the wall] GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
Maggie: Oh! [starts sobbing]

View Quote Will: It's a CD, Marcus, by Mystikal. They're cool. You'll like them.
Fiona: What kind of music is Mystikal?
Will: It's sort of, um, world music . . .
Marcus: [reads a song title] "Shake Ya Ass."
Will: ...Slash rap-type thing.

View Quote Fiona: You cannot stop someone from expressing themselves.
Will: He's not expressing himself! He's expressing you, okay?

View Quote [Fiona is crying]
Fiona: I mean, he's a special – very, very special boy and he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it.
Will: Oh, please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul.

View Quote Joan: [about Charlie] You didn't kill her, Annie.
Annie: What?
Joan: She isn't gone.

View Quote Charlie: Who's gonna take care of me?
Annie: Uh, excuse me? You don't think I'm gonna take care of you?
Charlie: But when you die?

View Quote [at her mother's funeral] It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious to see this turnout. So. My mother was a very secretive and private woman. She had private rituals, private friends, private anxieties. It honestly feels like a betrayal just to be standing here talking about her. She was a very difficult woman to read. If you ever thought you knew what was going on with her, and God forbid you tried to confront that. But when her life was unpolluted, she could be the sweetest, warmest, most loving person in the world. She was also incredibly stubborn, which maybe, explains me.

View Quote Edwin: I'm not driving.
Sheryl: Well, Grandpa doesn't have to come.
Edwin: What? I coached her. I gave her the moves.

View Quote Sheryl: What happened?
Richard: I'll tell you when I regain consciousness.

View Quote Sheryl: "We have to let Olive be Olive."

View Quote You all know me – subtlety’s my middle name. It’s as subtle as the piece of skin between my vagina and my anus – ooh la! la! Now what’s that called, I can never quite remember...No man’s land? Oh gosh – my guiche, dah-ling!

View Quote It's funny how beautiful people look when they're walking out the door.

View Quote I knew it was over. I just didn't know it was up to me to make it stop.

View Quote Oh they're my family. I feel simultaneously freed by and supported by them, that balance of opposites is the nugget of Flam.

View Quote Wait a minute - I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you!

View Quote Benoit Blanc: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to request that you all stay until the investigation is completed.
Linda Drysdale: What?
Joni Thrombey: Can we ask why? Has something changed?
Benoit Blanc: No...
Joni Thrombey: No, it hasn't changed, or no, we can't ask?

View Quote Kitty: All my life I could do everything. I could do anything, really. Except the one thing I wanted.

View Quote Kitty: Oh, you're reading a book?
Laura: Yeah.
Kitty: What's this one about?
Laura: Oh, it's about this woman who's incredibly — well, she's a hostess and she's incredibly confident and she's going to give a party. And maybe because she's confident, everyone thinks she's fine... but she isn't.

View Quote Kitty: I don't think you can call yourself a woman until you're a mother.

View Quote Stay away from my daughter! [Grandmamah: You mean my granddaughter?]

View Quote I know it's a lot to take in, but you're not alone. I turn into a giant kraken too. [Ruby: What? What?!]