Amy Which one are you crying about, the predatory prick or the shit-for-brains tramp? Because neither one deserves your tears.
Maggie Feller
Cameron Diaz · 10 quotes
Rose Feller
Toni Collette · 10 quotes
Simon Stein
Mark Feuerstein · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Maggie Feller & Rose Feller (6), Rose Feller & Simon Stein (2)
In Her Shoes quotes
Page 1 of 2 Amy
Ella Hirsch
Wrong dresser. It's in the sock drawer.
What?
Ella Hirsch
My cash. That's what you were looking for, right? That's what you want.
No! God!
Ella Hirsch
[sighs]
Oh, well. I guess after being absent for some 20-odd years I can't expect you to want to have a relationship with me. How much?
How much what?
Ella Hirsch
Money, Maggie! How much money were you hoping to get from me?
...I don't know.
Ella Hirsch
Yes, you do.
I want to go to New York. Maybe act. I think I'd be good at it.
Ella Hirsch
Humph, clearly!... How much do you need?
Three grand.
Ella Hirsch
That you would not have found in the sock drawer... How much do you have?
Ella Hirsch
[Maggie doesn't respond. Ella nods]
I won't give you three-thousand dollars, but I'll do this; they need help down at the assisted living center. You get that job, stop loafing around here like a princess...
Ella Hirsch
[Maggie scoffs]
... and I will match what you earn, penny for penny.
Ella Hirsch
[sighs]
Because I'm your Grandmother.
Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.
Please tell me you just made that up.
Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.
I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.
Mrs. Lefkowitz My son - 55 - still single.
Lewis Feldman
Gay?
Mrs. Lefkowitz I wish - immature.
I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!
My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!
Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!
My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!
Was I unfriendly?
No. Not compared to, say, Stalin.
Why can't I just stay mad at you?
Because we're a pair. Like... Sonny & Cher.
They broke up.
But they remained quite close.
[reading from one of Rose's romance novels]
"His fingers tangled in her curls while his tongue plundered the soft cavern of her mouth. She made no protests. Her furnace was alight. Jack drew his lips from hers and urged her forward so he could take one shirt-veiled nipple into his mouth. Kit's gasp urged him on. He licked the material until it clung to the right peak then drew the turgid flesh deep into his mouth. Kit moaned, her body spasming in response. Her eyes were closed, her lips parted." Okay, um, embarrassing as this is to admit, I'm officially turned on.
Does this mean that I'm your bitch?
Do you want to be my bitch?
I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.
[Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together]
I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it. [to her sister] Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.
SHUT UP YOU FAT PIG!!
Did you honestly just say "Fat pig"? You're my sister...and the best you can do is "fat pig"? :[slams Maggie against the wall] GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
Oh! [starts sobbing]
SHUT UP YOU FAT PIG!!
Did you honestly just say "Fat pig"? You're my sister...and the best you can do is "fat pig"? :[slams Maggie against the wall] GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
Oh! [starts sobbing]
I think you should get a job so you don't have to mooch off me for everything.
What are you talking about? I just got us two rounds of drinks.
No, Cuervo Carl got the drinks and only because he's hoped you'd sleep with him.
Well, I didn't.
You need a job Maggie.
I'll get one, When im ready.
There's a whole world out there that has nothing to do with sex you know.
What the **** is that supposed to mean?
A thong would look ridiculous on me - I wear cotton briefs. My life is about working long hours, planning trips I'll never take, and settling for love found on the pages of romance novels.
I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.
It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.