Rose Feller
A thong would look ridiculous on me - I wear cotton briefs. My life is about working long hours, planning trips I'll never take, and settling for love found on the pages of romance novels.
Played by Toni Collette 
In Her Shoes (2005) · 17 quotes
In Her Shoes (2005) · 17 quotes
You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.
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I think you should get a job so you don't have to mooch off me for everything.
Maggie
What are you talking about? I just got us two rounds of drinks.
Rose
No, Cuervo Carl got the drinks and only because he's hoped you'd sleep with him.
Maggie
Well, I didn't.
Rose
You need a job Maggie.
Maggie
I'll get one, When im ready.
Rose
There's a whole world out there that has nothing to do with sex you know.
Maggie
What the **** is that supposed to mean?
Maggie
SHUT UP YOU FAT PIG!!
Rose
Did you honestly just say "Fat pig"? You're my sister...and the best you can do is "fat pig"? :[slams Maggie against the wall] GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
Maggie
Oh! [starts sobbing]
Simon Stein
Does this mean that I'm your bitch?
Rose Feller
Do you want to be my bitch?
Simon Stein
I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.
Maggie Feller
Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.
Rose Feller
Please tell me you just made that up.
Maggie Feller
Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.
Rose Feller
I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.
Rose Feller
I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!
Maggie Feller
My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!
Rose Feller
Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!
Maggie Feller
My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!
Rose Feller
Was I unfriendly?
Simon Stein
No. Not compared to, say, Stalin.
Rose Feller
Why can't I just stay mad at you?
Maggie Feller
Because we're a pair. Like... Sonny & Cher.
Rose Feller
They broke up.
Maggie Feller
But they remained quite close.
Rose Feller
[Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together]
I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it. [to her sister] Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.
Maggie Feller
SHUT UP YOU FAT PIG!!
Rose Feller
Did you honestly just say "Fat pig"? You're my sister...and the best you can do is "fat pig"? :[slams Maggie against the wall] GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
Maggie Feller
Oh! [starts sobbing]
