Most scenes together: Frank & Olive (4), Frank & Richard (3), Dwayne & Frank (3)
Little Miss Sunshine quotes
Page 1 of 4YEAH! ALRIGHT!
The girl who won had to forfeit her crown. I don't know why, something about diet pills. But anyway, now she has a place in the state contest.
Hey, where are the dressing rooms?
Are you even allowed back here?
Just tell me where the dressing rooms are!
I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all of this, high school, everything.
Do you know who Marcel Proust is?
He's the guy you teach.
Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh, he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18-- ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-- those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.
I'm not driving.
Well, Grandpa doesn't have to come.
What? I coached her. I gave her the moves.
Actually, Olive, "a la mode" in French translates as "in the fashion". A la mode. "Mode" is derived from latin "modus" do or proper...
Frank, shut up.
Do you want to go back?
Not really. [long pause] Yeah, we should go back.
Who do you hang out with? [long pause] No one?
What about your family?
[Dwayne underlines "everyone"]
Okay, you're out. On the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant in the state of California, ever again... ever.
I think we can live with that.
I bet he does.
Now, let's see if you're colorblind.
Can you see a letter, Dwayne?
It's an "A". See? Right there?
It's bright green.
****!!!!!! ****!!!!! [he collapses, screaming and sobbing, after breaking his nine-month vow of silence]
What happened?
He's colorblind. He can't fly.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, no. [waits several moments, then approaches Dwayne] Dwayne? Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry. Dwayne, come on. We have to go.
I'm not going.
Dwayne.
I said I'm not, okay? I don't care, I'm not getting on that bus again.
Dwayne, for better or worse, we're your family.
No, you're not my family, okay? I don't want to be your family! I hate you **** people! I hate you! [points to Sheryl, Richard, and Frank as he shouts] Divorce, bankrupt, suicide?! You're **** losers! You are losers!
No, please just leave me here, Mom. Okay? Please, please. Please just leave me here.