Little Miss Sunshine 2006 quotes

57 quotes · 6 characters
Little Miss Sunshine (2006) poster
Characters
Frank Steve Carell · 19 quotes
Edwin Alan Arkin · 16 quotes
Richard Greg Kinnear · 13 quotes
Dwayne Paul Dano · 12 quotes
Olive Abigail Breslin · 9 quotes
Sheryl Toni Collette · 5 quotes

Most scenes together: Frank & Olive (4), Frank & Richard (3), Dwayne & Frank (3)

Little Miss Sunshine quotes

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Audience member
[once Olive is done dancing]

YEAH! ALRIGHT!

Cindy
[Sheryl's sister on answering machine]

The girl who won had to forfeit her crown. I don't know why, something about diet pills. But anyway, now she has a place in the state contest.

Hey, where are the dressing rooms?

Contestant

Are you even allowed back here?

Just tell me where the dressing rooms are!

I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all of this, high school, everything.

Do you know who Marcel Proust is?

He's the guy you teach.

Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh, he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18-- ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-- those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.

[about Richard's obsessiveness with winning]

Is he always like this?

[Dwayne nods head]

How can you stand it?

Actually, Olive, "a la mode" in French translates as "in the fashion". A la mode. "Mode" is derived from latin "modus" do or proper...

Frank, shut up.

Who do you hang out with? [long pause] No one?

[Dwayne writes "I hate everyone" on his notepad]

What about your family?
[Dwayne underlines "everyone"]

Officer Martinez

Okay, you're out. On the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant in the state of California, ever again... ever.

I think we can live with that.

[going over eye test pamphlets]

Mom, Dwayne's got 20/20 vision!

I bet he does.

Now, let's see if you're colorblind.

[Olive opens the pamphlet]

What's the letter in the circle?

[Dwayne looks confused]

The letter in the circle?

Can you see a letter, Dwayne?

It's an "A". See? Right there?

It's bright green.

[Dwayne scribbles anxiously on his notepad "What?"]

Dwayne, I think you might be colorblind.

[pause, Dwayne holds up his notepad again]

You can't fly jets if you're colorblind.

[Dwayne immediately falls into an emotional breakdown; Frank, Olive and Sheryl all yell for Richard to pull over the vehicle; Dwayne springs from the stopped van into an empty field] [yelling]

****!!!!!! ****!!!!! [he collapses, screaming and sobbing, after breaking his nine-month vow of silence]

What happened?

He's colorblind. He can't fly.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, no. [waits several moments, then approaches Dwayne] Dwayne? Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry. Dwayne, come on. We have to go.

I'm not going.

Dwayne.

I said I'm not, okay? I don't care, I'm not getting on that bus again.

Dwayne, for better or worse, we're your family.

[stands up]

No, you're not my family, okay? I don't want to be your family! I hate you **** people! I hate you! [points to Sheryl, Richard, and Frank as he shouts] Divorce, bankrupt, suicide?! You're **** losers! You are losers!

[whispers]

Dwayne.

[begins to cry again]

No, please just leave me here, Mom. Okay? Please, please. Please just leave me here.