Most scenes together: Benoit Blanc & Marta Cabrera (4)
Knives Out quotes
Page 1 of 3That... was the dumbest car chase of all time.
I, Harlan Thronby, being of sound mind and body, yada-yada-yada. I hereby direct all my assets both liquid and otherwise, I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera. My entire ownership of Blood like Wine Publishing Company I leave to Marta Cabrera and the copyright of its catalog I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera.
When did you know I had something to do with Harlan Thrombey's death?
Ever since you first set foot in front of me. [Indicates a drop of dried blood on her shoe].
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to request that you all stay until the investigation is completed.
What?
Can we ask why? Has something changed?
No...
No, it hasn't changed, or no, we can't ask?
This is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it, not yet.
What is this, CSI: KFC?
I've never been to a will reading before.
You'd think it'd be like a game show, but think of a community production of a tax return.
What was that about will readings being boring?
The exception that proves the rule.
You're not much of a detective, are you?
Well, to be fair, you make a pretty lousy murderer.
That's some heavy-duty conjecture.
Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading.
Up your ass.
Oh, very nice!
Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that? [pointing to each family member who is shouting at him] Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit... definitely eat shit... We gotta do this more often.
I've put all of it in this letter to her. Tomorrow, she gets it.
Harlan, I'm warning you.
No. She deserves to know.
You stay out of my marriage.
She deserves to know and you're gonna tell her.
THE HELL I AM!!!
YOU TELL HER OR I WILL!!!
But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth, but what you do with the truth once you have it.
I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut's hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center – it is not a donut hole at all, but a smaller donut with its hole, and our donut is not whole at all!
I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.