Steve Whitmire movie quotes

View Quote Kermit: Listen, aren't you taking this alien thing a little too far?
Gonzo: Kermit, I realize that it may be hard for you to accept me as an alien... But I didn't choose to be one. And, well, I've always had alien tendencies - this just makes sense to me!

View Quote [After Singer's gun fails to fire at Gonzo and his family]
Kermit: [relieved] That was a close one.
Agent Rentro: Not as close as you think, my friend. [holds up gun clip] [imitating gun:] "Please load weapon"!

View Quote [last lines]
Gonzo: What a great day! That was probably the best day of my whole life! [pause] But, there's one' thing I don't understand.
Kermit: What's that, Gonzo?
Gonzo: Why did they ask me to build a Jacuzzi?
[Pepe chuckles]

View Quote Pepe: Come on, Rizzo. Time to bet, okay.
Rizzo: All right, prawn cracker. I’ll see your Maryland crab cakes and I’ll raise you a 1958 cheddar cheese never been sniffed.
Kermit: Crab cakes and cheese?
Clifford: Can't be that.
Gonzo: [excited] Hey, guys! The Cosmic Fish have spoken to me: I'M FROM OUTER SPAAAAAAAACE!
Rizzo: [not listening] Yeah, yeah, that's great - Pepe, are you in or out?
Pepe: I'm in.
Gonzo: I'm an alien!
Rizzo: You been tap-dancing on the barbecue?
Gonzo: No, no, Rizzo. I’m just fine.
Rizzo: MY CARDS! SOMEBODY GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! NOT MY CARDS. Oh, no, no, no!
Kermit: Gonzo, are you sure you’re okay?
Gonzo: Yeah, absolutely. But I have to respond. Gotta make contact.
Clifford: Where’s he going with those keys?
Pepe: Who cares? Flying saucer, maybe. Dos deuces. The prawn cracker wins.
Rizzo: Pair of twos! I swear I had four aces. I really did!
Pepe: ♪You got to know when to hold it...♪
Rizzo: No, no, no!
Pepe: ♪Know when to fold it, Know when to walk...♪

View Quote Kermit: Try that door.
Gonzo: It won't budge!
Kermit: Forget that door. Come on! This way! Fozzie, quick! The door in a jar.
Gonzo: It's right here.
Animal: Yeah, yeah.
Fozzie: "Open jar away from face."
Kermit: Will you please just open the jar? Hurry, Fozzie. Come on, throw it!
[The Muppets try to escape using the "Door in a Jar", but it only creates a door too small for them to get through]
Kermit: Gee, that's disappointing...
Miss Piggy: [sarcastic] Perfect. Somebody knock and see if Barbie's home.
Pepe: Works for me. Adios! [uses the door]
Rizzo: What?! [runs after him, but is unable to open the door] Oh, I cannot believe that little shrimp left us behind! [Pepe opens up a larger door next to them]
Pepe: I am not a shrimp - I am a king prawn! Let's go, let's go! Come on!

View Quote Rizzo: This is ridiculous.
[Rizzo is in a rat maze in a laboratory with other rats]
Bubba: [to Rizzo] Hey, Riz. Watch out for those red coicles.
Rizzo: What red circles? I don't see any... [is all of a sudden electrocuted and is launched into the air]
Bubba: Nobody ever listens...
Rizzo: Red circles. Right. Now let me see. Cheese, rat poison. Cheese, rat poison. What do you guys think, I'm crazy? This is a no-brainer. This ain't so bad. A little breezy. Oh, boy. Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twister! This is just like one of those carny rides. You just gotta hang on, and at the end I get some cotton candy. I'M GONNA HURL!!!! You're just trying to play mind games here. But I know the cheese is safe... ...because you think I'm going for the poison, right?

View Quote He DIED? And this is supposed to be a kids movie!

View Quote Here they go again.

View Quote Captain Smollett: Here's the plan. Once the pirates are ashore, we take the Hispaniola back to Bristol, and leave them stranded on Treasure Island.
Doctor: Excellent plan.
Rizzo: Except for one thing: the pirates have Jim!

View Quote [as The Muppets along with Walter, Gary and Mary return to the old theater]
Kermit the Frog: Welcome back, everyone. Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now.
Floyd Pepper: Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service? [laughs]
Kermit the Frog: But don't worry. We'll be fine.

View Quote [Tex and Uncle Deadly are atop the Muppet Theater with a pair of boltcutters about to shut off the power]
Tex Richman: To the end of the Muppets! [Uncle Deadly grabs the boltcutters to stop Tex] Deadly! What are you doing?!
Uncle Deadly: Enough! Just because I have a terrifying name, and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that in my heart, I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!
Tex Richman: What does that mean?!
Uncle Deadly: It's an idiom, you idiot! Because you cannot laugh! Ha ha! [Tex falls off the roof and lands on the ground with a thud] Oopsie! [he laughs maniacally]
Tex Richman: Deadly...
Uncle Deadly: Now that's a maniacal laugh for you!
Tex Richman: [Angrily] You artists formerly known as the Muppets are standing on private property--My private property! And I'm telling you to leave, NOW! [The Muppets Gasp]
Kermit: [Sadly] He's right, everybody. He won. We gotta go. [As The Muppets Slowly Walk Away, Tex Richman Sighs In Disbelief]

View Quote Kermit the Frog: I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back if we all got together and put on one last show.
Fozzie Bear: A show? But I've spent years building a solo career! I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me--
Miss Poogy: [opens the door] Fozzie! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, HIBERNATIN'?! NEXT SHOW STARTS IN 30 SECONDS! We hired you, and WE CAN FIRE YOU, SO GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW! [slams the door]
Fozzie Bear: [to Kermit] They terrify me. Let's go.

View Quote Gonzo/"Charles Dickens": Hello! Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol! I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.

View Quote Rizzo the Rat: Boy, that's scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?
Gonzo/"Charles Dickens": Nah, it's all right. This is culture!

View Quote [Scrooge has met the Ghost of Christmas Future]
Rizzo the Rat: Oh, this is too scary. I don't think I want to see any more!
Gonzo/"Charles Dickens": When you're right, you're right. [To the audience] You're on your own, folks. We'll meet you at the finale.
Rizzo the Rat: Yeah! [Both quickly leave]