Is breakfast over?
No, why?
Because I think the bacon just ran out.
Hey, Uncle Kermit, what will you do now that you're on vacation?
Well, Robin, once I get those house painters started, l'm gonna kick back and relax.
Kermit? When will you fix the oven, okay?
What's wrong with the oven? [An explosion is heard in the kitchen. Everyone on the table react to that sound.]
That.
Yurski burski popovers kaboofed!
Yeah... I'll put it on the top of my list...
There is a menu correction, okay? We will now be serving bologna sandwiches. [everyone makes disappointed sounds. Swedish Chef says something to Pepe] But no bread. [Everyone makes a disgusted noise and leaves the table]
I'm already gone.
Hey, Gonzo, aren't you performing at that Bar Mitzvah today?
Nah. Electric Mayhem's covering for me.
But, Gonzo, you never miss the chance to get shot out of a cannon. Something wrong?
No. [beat] It's just that I'm sick and tired of being a one-of-a-kind freak, that's all.
Gonzo, you are 'not a one-of-a-kind freak! You're a... [falters]
Well... yeah!
You see?! See what I mean? I don't even know where I came from, or who I am!
Yo, Kerm.
Hmm?
You weren't expecting some house painters, were you?
Yeah, why?
They're just driving away.
What?!
Animal bit one of them!
Oh no! [The car engine of the house painters truck starts] Wait, guys! Don't let them go! [turns to Gonzo] You know what I think you are, Gonzo?
What?
Distinct. [turns to run to the door to try and stop the painters] Wait, guys! He didn't mean it! He's just a musician!
Musician! Musician! Musician! [Gonzo looks over at photos of the Muppets with their respective family members, before coming to photo of himself, alone]
Distinct, huh? More like extinct... [pours the alphabet cereal in the bowl, but spills a little bit on the table] Oops. [looks at the letters spinning around, then making the words, saying, "Watch The Sky"] "Watch the sky"? Hey! Hey! Rizzo, come here. I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.
I know what you mean. I had some guacamole and it's still taking to me.
No. No. Really. Look. Look. I'm not kidding. [looking at the letter cereals] It was there just a second ago. I swear, Rizzo. It said, "Watch the sky."
Are you sure it didn't say "You need help?"
But, but...
Maybe you and your cereal would like to be alone. [takes the plate of ] Oh, hey! ♪ My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...♪
Cool. Huh? [he looks at the letters, then making the words, saying, "R U There"] "Are you there?" [calling out] RIZZOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
