Miss Piggy: Listen, everyone, listen. I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government, and it could be a life-threatening situation! [Everyone gasps in horror] Kermit: How can that be "great news"? Miss Piggy: Because... I've got the story! I've got the story! [gasps] I need to change! [runs up the stairs] Something that says, "Journalistic integrity"! Oh, I've gotta pee! Kermit: Oh, brother! Fozzie: What are we gonna do? Kermit: Okay, guys, it's up to us: We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of government agents! Fozzie: Well... I have a joke book. Animal: Drumsticks! Drumsticks! Pepe: I have some loose Jell-O, okay? [holds it up and wiggles it] Kermit: ...Okay, well, that settles that. In cir****stances like this, there's only one place to turn...

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