Bubba quotes from Muppets from Space (1999)

Rizzo

This is ridiculous.

Bubba

Hey, Riz. Watch out for those red coicles.

Rizzo

What red circles? I don't see any... [is all of a sudden electrocuted and is launched into the air]

Bubba

Nobody ever listens...

Rizzo

Red circles. Right. Now let me see. Cheese, rat poison. Cheese, rat poison. What do you guys think, I'm crazy? This is a no-brainer. This ain't so bad. A little breezy. Oh, boy. Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twister! This is just like one of those carny rides. You just gotta hang on, and at the end I get some cotton candy. I'M GONNA HURL!!!! You're just trying to play mind games here. But I know the cheese is safe... ...because you think I'm going for the poison, right?

Hey, rodents. You know the cheese I promised you... ...after you ran that maze and took those tests? It was delicious.

Rizzo

No cheese? NO CHEESE? All right, that does it - We're busting out of this joint, boys!

Bubba

No, Riz, no, even if we got over the wall, we couldn't turn the doorknob.

Rizzo

Who needs doorknobs? [lifts up his "Mice Girls" poster to reveal a hole, while the other rats gape in shock]

Let's see here... Have you ever experienced any achiness in your tentacles?

Gonzo

I don't have tentacles!

Good, no achy tentacles, good... Head ever come off?

Gonzo

No, I don't think so.

Good, good, good. Any gingivitis?

Gonzo

No.

Great. What about problems with that beaky thing you've got there? Itching, swelling, flaking?

Gonzo

Well, some flaking a couple years ago-

Oh, who cares? It's showtime! Here we go.

Gonzo

Oh, brother.

Excellent, excellent.

Gonzo

What's that thing?

I don't know. Here we go. Here we go. Just stay like that.

Gonzo

Okay.

Pepe

This way.

Whose bright idea was this, anyway?

Fozzie

Which way, Kermit?

Pepe

Kermin! Kermin! This way.

I can't breathe!

Pepe

Come on, Kermin!

Okay. Here we go.

Gonzo

Wait, wait.

What is it?

Gonzo

Are you sure this is covered by my HMO?

Good question. I'll check.

Rizzo

Gonzo.

Gonzo

Rizzo. You're alive. Where have you been?

Rizzo

You don't want to know. Sit tight while I chew through these straps.

Gonzo

Yeah, yeah.

Rizzo

Okay.

Good news. You're covered with a $10 co-pay. Okay, hold still. And remember, if you experience any unpleasantness, please let me know. I'd hate to miss it.

Rizzo

Do you mind?

Excuse me. Wait! Oh, good Lord! A rat! I hate rats!

Bubba

Then today ain't your lucky day, Doc.

Ready for an operation?

A little experiment.

Pepe

Forward, Piggy. Forward.

Kermit

Doctor.

Pepe

Doctor.

Kermit

Doctor.

Pepe

Doctor.

Kermit

Just a couple of doctors.

Pepe

Doctors in the hallway. That was close.

Kermit

To the right, Fozzie.

Pepe

Forward, Piggy. Too fast, too fast. The door. Stop!

Kermit

What in the world?

Singer

This is big, general. I think we should notify the president.

I'll be the judge of that.

Singer

As always, sir.

No, don't tickle me!

Pepe

What do we do?

Will you please get me out of here?

No, no, no! I can't breathe!

Gonzo

Hey, guys. Quick, get me out of here!

Singer

Today, sir... ...we must think with a big mind. Behold. Irrefutable evidence of extraterrestrial life.

Release me...

Singer

This looks worse than it is, general. Obviously, the...

Get off of me, you vermin!

Singer

The alien is loose in the building. But not to worry, because...

Don't bother. You're terminated.

Singer

When you say "terminated"...

YOU NEED HELP, SINGER! FIND SOME!

Agent Rentro

Well, how'd that go for you, then? Okay?

Bubba

Yo. [Rats cage Rizzo whimpers] How you doing? I'm Bubba.

Rizzo

Hey. I'm Rizzo the rat. Nice to meet you.

Bubba

Nice to meet you. How'd you like to meet some of the boys here?

Rizzo

Uh… Sure.

Bubba

That up there, that's Fast Eddie, harmonica extraordinaire.

Hey.

Rizzo

How you doing, Ed?

Well, I ain't dead.

Bubba

Over here's Troy. [Troy was weightlifting]

Bubba

This back here, that's Shakes.

Hi. Hello. How you doing? Welcome. [to someone] Hi. Hello…

Bubba

They're doing a new caffeine substitute on him.

Gladys?

Bubba

And that there is the Birdman.

Where are you? Gladys? Here baby, sweetie.

Bubba

He don't bother nobody. He's been here forever. [Gladys, a pigeon, flies onto the Birdman]

Gladys! Come on, the guys are watching.

Bubba

He just likes to hang out with his birds. Know what I mean?

Rizzo

Huh.

Bubba

So, er, that about does it for all of us here at the Medical Research.

Rizzo

Medical Research?

Bubba

Yeah.

Rizzo

B-but that would mean that we're… lab rats! Gonzo. GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Singer

Now, Mr. Gonzo. What can you tell me about these?

Gonzo

Woah. They really have been looking for me.

Singer

And they are coming to Earth, aren't they?

Gonzo

I don't know.

Singer

How many of them are there?

Gonzo

I don't know.

Singer

When will they be here? [grabs Gonzo by the neck] And don't you DARE tell me... that you don't know.

Gonzo

I… I know not? [Singer starts to strangle Gonzo]But maybe I could find out?

Singer

Could you?

Gonzo

OK. Well! Okay, then. I'll keep in touch. Thanks. Oh. So back to the limo?

Singer

It's a shame, really. I really need that information. So, I'm afraid we'll have to problem and invasive quadra-lobal brain probe on you and pluck it from you head.

Gonzo

The information?

Singer

No, your brain. Take him away.

Gonzo

My brain? But just a second. I... Where are you taking me?

Singer

Rentro, get General Luft.

Gonzo

I need my brain. I need my brain.