Let's see here... Have you ever experienced any achiness in your tentacles?
I don't have tentacles!
Good, no achy tentacles, good... Head ever come off?
No, I don't think so.
Good, good, good. Any gingivitis?
No.
Great. What about problems with that beaky thing you've got there? Itching, swelling, flaking?
Well, some flaking a couple years ago-
[throws away clipboard]
Oh, who cares? It's showtime! Here we go.
Oh, brother.
Excellent, excellent.
What's that thing?
I don't know. Here we go. Here we go. Just stay like that.
Okay.
This way.
Whose bright idea was this, anyway?
Which way, Kermit?
Kermin! Kermin! This way.
I can't breathe!
Come on, Kermin!
Okay. Here we go.
Wait, wait.
What is it?
Are you sure this is covered by my HMO?
Good question. I'll check.
Gonzo.
Rizzo. You're alive. Where have you been?
You don't want to know. Sit tight while I chew through these straps.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Good news. You're covered with a $10 co-pay. Okay, hold still. And remember, if you experience any unpleasantness, please let me know. I'd hate to miss it.
Do you mind?
Excuse me. Wait! Oh, good Lord! A rat! I hate rats!
Then today ain't your lucky day, Doc.
Ready for an operation?
A little experiment.
Forward, Piggy. Forward.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Just a couple of doctors.
Doctors in the hallway. That was close.
To the right, Fozzie.
Forward, Piggy. Too fast, too fast. The door. Stop!
What in the world?
This is big, general. I think we should notify the president.
I'll be the judge of that.
As always, sir.
No, don't tickle me!
What do we do?
Will you please get me out of here?
No, no, no! I can't breathe!
Hey, guys. Quick, get me out of here!
Today, sir... ...we must think with a big mind. Behold. Irrefutable evidence of extraterrestrial life.
Release me...
This looks worse than it is, general. Obviously, the...
Get off of me, you vermin!
The alien is loose in the building. But not to worry, because...
Don't bother. You're terminated.
When you say "terminated"...
YOU NEED HELP, SINGER! FIND SOME!
Well, how'd that go for you, then? Okay?
