Kyle MacLachlan movie quotes
63 quotes from 6 movies
Blue Velvet (1986) as Jeffrey
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Dorothy: Where are we going Frank?
Frank: I'm takin' your neighbor out to **** the country. ****. What are you looking at?
Jeffrey: Nothing.
Frank: Don't you look at me, ****! [whispering] I shoot when I see the whites of your eyes.
Frank: I'm takin' your neighbor out to **** the country. ****. What are you looking at?
Jeffrey: Nothing.
Frank: Don't you look at me, ****! [whispering] I shoot when I see the whites of your eyes.
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Frank: What kinda beer do you like?
Jeffrey: Heineken
Frank: Heineken? **** that shit! **** that Heineken shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Jeffrey: Heineken
Frank: Heineken? **** that shit! **** that Heineken shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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Sandy: Look. [She points to a robin on the kitchen's window ledge]
Jeffrey: Yeah, I saw him outside. Maybe the robins are here.
Aunt Barbara: I don't see how they could do that. I could never eat a bug.
Sandy: [smiling] It's a strange world, isn't it? [Jeffrey nods in agreement]
Jeffrey: Yeah, I saw him outside. Maybe the robins are here.
Aunt Barbara: I don't see how they could do that. I could never eat a bug.
Sandy: [smiling] It's a strange world, isn't it? [Jeffrey nods in agreement]
The Flintstones (1994) as Cliff Vandercave
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I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company.
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Oh, this is far from over.
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Son of a Brachiosaurus!
Dune (1984) as Paul Atreides
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Paul Atreides: We Fremen have a saying: God created Arrakis to train the faithful. One cannot go against the word of God.
Alia Atreides: [as rain begins falling on Arrakis] And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
Alia Atreides: [as rain begins falling on Arrakis] And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
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Paul Atreides: You've no need for your weapons with me, Gurney Halleck.
Gurney Halleck: Paul? Paul?
Paul: Don't you trust your own eyes?
Gurney: They said you were dead. They said— [sees Paul's signet ring and embraces him] You young pup! You young pup!
Gurney Halleck: Paul? Paul?
Paul: Don't you trust your own eyes?
Gurney: They said you were dead. They said— [sees Paul's signet ring and embraces him] You young pup! You young pup!
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Feyd-Rautha: You see your death. My blade will finish you.
Paul Atreides: [voiceover] I will bend like a reed in the wind.
Paul Atreides: [voiceover] I will bend like a reed in the wind.
Showgirls (1995) as Zack Carey
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Zack Carey: Are you afraid? Don't be.
Nomi Malone: I'm not. I liked it when you came. I liked your eyes.
Nomi Malone: I'm not. I liked it when you came. I liked your eyes.
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Cristal Connors: You **** her, didn't you?
Zack Carey: Does that piss you off because you're jealous, Cris? Or because I beat you to the punch?
Zack Carey: Does that piss you off because you're jealous, Cris? Or because I beat you to the punch?
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Tony Moss: Cristal Connors is a star, Sam. You can't just replace her.
Phil Kewkirk: What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating?
Tony Moss: She could be out for a year, Phil.
Zack Carey: Like who?
Phil Newkirk: Janet Jackson? Paula Abdul?
Zack Carey: Paula Abdul? In my show?
Mr. Karlman: I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!
Zack Carey: Well, in that case, Mr. Karlman, we do what we do in Vegas.
Mr. Karlman: What?
Zack Carey: We gamble.
Phil Kewkirk: What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating?
Tony Moss: She could be out for a year, Phil.
Zack Carey: Like who?
Phil Newkirk: Janet Jackson? Paula Abdul?
Zack Carey: Paula Abdul? In my show?
Mr. Karlman: I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!
Zack Carey: Well, in that case, Mr. Karlman, we do what we do in Vegas.
Mr. Karlman: What?
Zack Carey: We gamble.
The Doors (1991) as Ray
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Jim: Jesus Ray, every girl out there wanted to **** me, I could feel it for the first time!
Ray: Right on stud. But you better watch out for the guys.
Ray: Right on stud. But you better watch out for the guys.
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Ray: [after being propositioned by a record manager] We'll have a band meeting. The four of us do everything unanimously or we don't do it.
Manager: The musketeers. I'm touched. But lemme tell you something -- loyalty don't pay the bills.
Manager: The musketeers. I'm touched. But lemme tell you something -- loyalty don't pay the bills.
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Ray: I'm in pain man. I want something from the peyote. I feel the universe functioning perfectly but I'm still perfectly locked inside myself. Instead of Oneness, I feel total Isolation. Aloneness. Fear... Pain...Jim, all I feel is pain.
Jim: Pain makes me feel more alive Ray. Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain but they're wrong.
John: I feel lust. I want to **** everything I can, and I know it will never be enough.
Jim: Pam wants you. You're a good Catholic John, you want it so you can feel guilty about it... **** death away John.
Robbie: I feel Fear... so bad I just numb out all my feelings. I'm afraid of my father, I'm afraid of Yahweh... I wish I could play my guitar.
Jim: Maybe you should kill your father Robbie. He tried to kill you. Kill him!
Robbie: I'm so **** scared.
Jim: But you're Alive! It's beautiful! Fear, pain, lust, we've got to know all our feelings before we can come out the other side free men. Don't feel ashamed of yourselves, don't let society destroy your reality. Our freedom's the only thing worth dying for, it's the only thing worth living for!
Jim: Pain makes me feel more alive Ray. Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain but they're wrong.
John: I feel lust. I want to **** everything I can, and I know it will never be enough.
Jim: Pam wants you. You're a good Catholic John, you want it so you can feel guilty about it... **** death away John.
Robbie: I feel Fear... so bad I just numb out all my feelings. I'm afraid of my father, I'm afraid of Yahweh... I wish I could play my guitar.
Jim: Maybe you should kill your father Robbie. He tried to kill you. Kill him!
Robbie: I'm so **** scared.
Jim: But you're Alive! It's beautiful! Fear, pain, lust, we've got to know all our feelings before we can come out the other side free men. Don't feel ashamed of yourselves, don't let society destroy your reality. Our freedom's the only thing worth dying for, it's the only thing worth living for!
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) as Special Agent Dale Cooper
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Don't take the ring, Laura.
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[into his mini-tape recorder] Diane, it's 4:20pm. I'm standing here at the Wind River near the location where the body of Teresa Banks was found. Diane, this case gives me a strange feeling. Not only has Special Agent Chester Desmond dissappeared without a trace, but this is one of Cole's blue rose cases. The clues that were found by Special Agent Desmond and Agent Stanley have led to dead ends. The letter that was extracted from beneath the fingernail of Teresa Banks gives me the feeling that the killer will strike again. But like the song goes, "who knows where, or when?"
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Cooper: Lately I've been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again. But because it is just a feeling, I am powerless to stop it. One more thing, Albert. When the next murder happens, you will help me solve it.
Albert: Let's test it for the record. Will the next victim be a man or a woman?
Cooper: A woman.
Albert: All right. What color hair will she have?
Cooper: Blonde.
Albert: Tell me some other things about her.
Cooper: She's in high school. She is sexually active. She is using drugs. She's crying out for help.
Albert: Well damn, Cooper, that really narrows it down. You're talking about half the high school girls in America!
Albert: Let's test it for the record. Will the next victim be a man or a woman?
Cooper: A woman.
Albert: All right. What color hair will she have?
Cooper: Blonde.
Albert: Tell me some other things about her.
Cooper: She's in high school. She is sexually active. She is using drugs. She's crying out for help.
Albert: Well damn, Cooper, that really narrows it down. You're talking about half the high school girls in America!
