Al Torres
It must be weird, not having anybody **** on you.
Cristal Connors
Gina Gershon
Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom
Lin Tucci
Jeff
Dewey Weber
Nomi Malone
Elizabeth Berkley
Tony Moss
Alan Rachins
Showgirls quotes
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Al Torres
You're a **** stripper, don't you get it?
Nomi Malone
I'm a dancer!
Al
If you're a dancer, than Henry here is the ****in' Virgin Mary!
Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom
I got bigger tits than the ****in' Virgin Mary and I got a bigger mouth too!
Annie
They're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string!
Cristal Connors
No one's gonna take my lead anyway, darlin', I haven't missed a show in eight years.
Tony Moss
But you're not getting any younger, "darling".
Cristal Connors
Eat me.
Cristal Connors
Where do you dance at, darlin'?
Nomi Malone
Um... at the Cheetah.
Cristal Connors
I don't know how good you are, darlin', and I don't know what it is you're good at, but if it's at the Cheetah, it's not dancing, I know that much.
Nomi Malone
You don't know shit!
Cristal Connors
You **** him for the spot? Or you **** him cause you wanted to? I say you did it for the spot.
Nomi Malone
Is that what you did, Cristal?
Cristal Connors
You don't want to piss me off darlin' now that we're friends.
Nomi Malone
Oh, no... You shouldn't get pissed off. Makes you look older.
Cristal Connors
You **** her, didn't you?
Zack Carey
Does that piss you off because you're jealous, Cris? Or because I beat you to the punch?
Cristal Connors
You like my nails? Not as nice as yours.
Nomi Malone
Maybe I could help you with yours... If you like.
Cristal Connors
Why you'd do that for me?
Nomi Malone
What are friends for?
Cristal Connors
On second thought... I'm not so sure I want you to be doin' mine. I'm getting a little too old for that 'whorey' look.
Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom
Do you know what they call that useless piece of skin around a twat?
Crowd
What?!?
Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom
A WOMAN!
Jeff
What are you going to Vegas for? You gonna win?
Nomi Malone
I'm gonna dance!
Jeff
Like one of those private escort dancers?
Jeff
You gamble?
Nomi Malone
No.
Jeff
Well you gotta gamble if you're gonna win.
Nomi Malone
I'm gonna win.
Marty Jacobsen
She's no butterfly, Tony. She's all pelvic thrust. I mean, she prowls... She's got it!
Molly Abrams
I haven't gotten laid in six months. My right hand's so tired I can barely thread a needle!
Nomi Malone
Then use the left one.
Molly Abrams
For threading a needle?
Mr. Karlman
We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!
Nomi Malone
Don't they have brown rice and vegetables?
Cristal Connors
Do you like brown rice and vegetables?
Nomi Malone
Yeah.
Cristal Connors
You do?
Nomi Malone
Sort of.
Cristal Connors
Really?
Nomi Malone
It's worse than dog food.
Nomi Malone
[Cristal laughs]
It is!
Cristal Connors
I've had dog food.
Nomi Malone
You have?
Cristal Connors
Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow... I used to love Doggy Chow.
Nomi Malone
I used to love Doggy Chow, too!