Nomi Malone You can't touch me, but I can touch you. I'd really love to touch you.
Played by Elizabeth Berkley 
Showgirls (1995) · 38 quotes
Showgirls (1995) · 38 quotes
Most-quoted character in Showgirls (1995): in 19 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Cristal Connors (7), Jeff (4), Zack Carey (2)
It doesn't suck.
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Nomi Malone Where you going?
Vegas! Come on! This is your lucky day!
What are you going to Vegas for? You gonna win?
Nomi Malone I'm gonna dance!
Like one of those private escort dancers?
You gamble?
Nomi Malone No.
Well you gotta gamble if you're gonna win.
Nomi Malone I'm gonna win.
Molly Abrams
I haven't gotten laid in six months. My right hand's so tired I can barely thread a needle!
Nomi Malone Then use the left one.
Molly Abrams
For threading a needle?
Al Torres
You're a **** stripper, don't you get it?
Nomi Malone I'm a dancer!
Al
If you're a dancer, than Henry here is the ****in' Virgin Mary!
I got bigger tits than the ****in' Virgin Mary and I got a bigger mouth too!
Where do you dance at, darlin'?
Nomi Malone Um... at the Cheetah.
I don't know how good you are, darlin', and I don't know what it is you're good at, but if it's at the Cheetah, it's not dancing, I know that much.
Nomi Malone You don't know shit!
Nomi Malone Hi, my name is Heather.
Hey Nomi. I love your nails. We'd like you to have a private dance with both of us.
Nomi Malone We don't do that. One at a time. No women.
A hundred dollars.
Nomi Malone Sorry. That's the rules.
Two hundred. You just do Zack and I'll watch.
One day she looks like Pollyanna, the next day she looks like... I don't know... Lolita, maybe.
Nomi Malone Thanks. I bought it at "Ver-sayce".
Nomi Malone [silence]
In the Forum?
Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. I love Ver-sayce.
Nomi Malone Me, too!
Nomi Malone I get a headache from champagne.
This isn't champagne. This... is HOLY WATER. I named myself after this holy water. Chrissie Lou Connors used to have dingy brown hair and little bitty tits. It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do.
Nomi Malone Thank you.
I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?
Nomi Malone I like having nice tits.
How do you like having 'em?
Nomi Malone What do you mean?
You know what I mean.
Nomi Malone I like having them in a nice dress, or a tight top.
Mmmm. You like to show em off.
Nomi Malone I didn't like showing them off at the Cheetah.
Why not? I liked lookin' at 'em there. We ALL liked lookin' at 'em there!
Nomi Malone It made me feel like a hooker.
You are a whore, darlin'!
Nomi Malone No, I'm not!
We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see!
Nomi Malone Maybe you are a whore Cristal, but I'm not.
You and me? We're exactly alike.
Nomi Malone I'll never be like you.
Nomi Malone Hello? Anybody here?
Back here.
Nomi Malone What are you doing here?
What am I doing here? [sniffs cocaine] I'm doin' some of the finest cocaine in the world, darlin'. You want some?
Nomi Malone [Nomi shakes her head]
Mm-mmm.
It's great for the muscles. I told Marty I'd work on your turns with you, darlin', but I'm feelin' a little turned inside out myself today.
Nomi Malone Cut the shit.
Nomi Malone Why?
Why not? Wanna go down to Spago, get somethin' to eat?
Nomi Malone Where is it?
Nomi Malone It's Versace.
Ohhhhh, yeah.
Nomi Malone Yeah.
Nomi Malone Don't they have brown rice and vegetables?
Do you like brown rice and vegetables?
Nomi Malone Yeah.
You do?
Nomi Malone Sort of.
Really?
Nomi Malone It's worse than dog food.
Nomi Malone [Cristal laughs]
It is!
I've had dog food.
Nomi Malone You have?
Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow... I used to love Doggy Chow.
Nomi Malone I used to love Doggy Chow, too!
Are you afraid? Don't be.
Nomi Malone I'm not. I liked it when you came. I liked your eyes.
You **** him for the spot? Or you **** him cause you wanted to? I say you did it for the spot.
Nomi Malone Is that what you did, Cristal?
You don't want to piss me off darlin' now that we're friends.
Nomi Malone Oh, no... You shouldn't get pissed off. Makes you look older.
You like my nails? Not as nice as yours.
Nomi Malone Maybe I could help you with yours... If you like.
Why you'd do that for me?
Nomi Malone What are friends for?
On second thought... I'm not so sure I want you to be doin' mine. I'm getting a little too old for that 'whorey' look.
Nomi Malone Where are the police?
They're not here.
Nomi Malone Why the **** aren't they here?
Because they're not coming!
Nomi Malone [Nomi puts down the receiver]
How did you find out?
You were busted for disturbing the peace at the Crave Club. The police took your fingerprints.
Nomi Malone I don't have to listen to this.
Yes you do! Polly-Ann Costello. Your father killed your mother and then killed himself. You ran away from a foster in Oakland, December 1990. Arrests: Denver, soliciting.
Nomi Malone Stop it!
San Jose, soliciting. Cheyenne, soliciting. Should I read you the rest of them? How about possession of crack cocaine? Assault with a deadly weapon. Tell me something. Why did you stop hooking? You had your future pretty well-mapped out of yourself.
Nomi Malone I did what I have do.
Just like you did with Cristal.
Nomi Malone I'm not a whore.
No, you're not. You're gonna be a big star. You're face is gonna be all up on billboards. You're gonna make a lot of money for the Stardust.
Nomi Malone You're not gonna let him get away with this.
Andrew Carver is at the Paradiso this year. He might be at the Riviera next year, or the Stardust the year after that. He's part of the team, so are you.
Nomi Malone What about Molly?
You like her, I'll make sure he gives her enough money. She can have a dress shop. Tell me something. What did you charge? Hooking.
Nomi Malone Fifty. Hundred sometimes.
You got low self-esteem baby, you're a fantastic ****.
[after a long pause, Nomi spits in Zack's face] [as Nomi leaves]
I was paying you a compliment!
Nomi Malone I got my period.
Yeah right.
Nomi Malone Check.
[James puts his hand down Nomi's pants, realizes she does]
Nomi Malone Me.
Oh, ****! It's you!
Nomi Malone I want my **** suitcase... ASSHOLE!