Showgirls (1995) · 38 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Showgirls (1995): in 5 of its 38 quotes
Tony Moss I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick. I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell.
Tony Moss Can you spell MGM backwards? I bet you can't.
M-G-M.
Tony I'm impressed!
Tony Moss One day she looks like Pollyanna, the next day she looks like... I don't know... Lolita, maybe.
Tony Moss Nice dress.
Thanks. I bought it at "Ver-sayce".
Tony Moss Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. I love Ver-sayce.
Me, too!
No one's gonna take my lead anyway, darlin', I haven't missed a show in eight years.
Tony Moss But you're not getting any younger, "darling".
Eat me.
Tony Moss Cristal Connors is a star, Sam. You can't just replace her.
What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating?
Tony Moss She could be out for a year, Phil.
Like who?
Janet Jackson? Paula Abdul?
Paula Abdul? In my show?
I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!
Well, in that case, Mr. Karlman, we do what we do in Vegas.
What?
We gamble.
