Honey, you could never handle me with all these wrinkles of fat. Why, you'd never find the thing... I'd have to piss on you to give you a clue!
Nomi Malone
Elizabeth Berkley · 19 quotes
Cristal Connors
Gina Gershon · 12 quotes
Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom
Lin Tucci · 6 quotes
Tony Moss
Alan Rachins · 5 quotes
Jeff
Dewey Weber · 4 quotes
Zack Carey
Kyle MacLachlan · 4 quotes
James Smith
Glenn Plummer · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Nomi Malone & Cristal Connors (7), Nomi Malone & Jeff (4), Nomi Malone & Zack Carey (2)
Showgirls quotes
Page 3 of 3I have a problem with pussy. I always have, and I'm always gonna.
She looks better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Cristal has left the building.
There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.
You can't touch me, but I can touch you. I'd really love to touch you.
You **** 'em without **** them! That's what you do! Well, it ain't right! You've got too much talent for it to be right!
You know the best advice I ever got? You're up there on stage, hopin' on a spot. If someone gets in your way, step on 'em. If you're the only one left standing there, they hire you. That's about it. Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. Elvis has left the building.