Kristen Stewart movie quotes

View Quote Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. I love that you love it. I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets when they're away for the holiday.

View Quote [about Harper]: She is my person and I really want everyone to know that. I want to marry her.

View Quote I know this is very old-fashioned, but I am probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing and propose to her on Christmas morning.

View Quote Mike: I just killed two people!
Phoebe: That's awesome.
Mike: They had guns and knives and they were being total dicks!

View Quote Phoebe: It's not gonna be like this always, you know? Mike, you're like the strongest, kindest person I've ever met in my whole life. I **** love you. You're a **** mess, man.
Mike: I know.

View Quote Mike: You know what skeeves me out, Phoebe?
Phoebe: What?
Mike: That car down there has moved so much. Like, it was built in a factory, you know, on a production line. And then it was like, shipped here.
Phoebe: And then, like, this guy drove it all over the place.
Mike: Yeah, exactly. But all the time, like for years, or really for, like, decades really, this one tree has been sitting in this one place not doing anything until tonight when it, like, stopped the car.
Phoebe: Yeah?
Mike: Okay, so this car is always going. And that tree is always just, like, stopping. You know? Like, it's just been stopping there for years until tonight when it met something that it didn't want to keep going, and it was just : like, "No! You're stopping, too"
Mike: And then this tree that has never done anything is ****, like, destroying this beautiful, really beautiful fast-moving thing.
Phoebe: Why are you crying?
Mike: Because, Phoebe, like... am I that tree?
Phoebe: No. No!
Mike: I think I'm that tree. And I think you're the car and I think I'm stopping you.
Phoebe: You are not the tree.
Mike: Okay.
Phoebe: I love you.

View Quote [To Edward] Why can't you see how perfectly happy I am? Or was 5 seconds ago. I mean, now I'm sort of pissed off, actually.

View Quote [Voice-over] Childhood is not from birth to a certain age. And at a certain age the child is grown and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.

View Quote Edward Cullen: What is it?
Bella Cullen: How many days has it been since the wedding?
Edward Cullen: Fourteen. Why? Will you tell me what's going on?
Bella Cullen: I'm– I'm late. My period's late. [looks in the mirror] That's impossible. Can this happen? [suddenly grabs her belly] Whoa!..

View Quote [Johnny Smith: Who are you?] I'm just a decoy.

View Quote Who steals humanitarian aid money?!

View Quote Jane, is that you flirting with a handsome nerd?

View Quote Meg: Hey. Enough. Mind the pizza?
Sarah: What do you mean?
Meg: Our first night. I should've thought of something special.
Sarah: I like pizza.
Sarah: **** him.
Meg: Don't.
Sarah: **** her, too.
Meg: I agree. But don't.

View Quote Meg: [gives a goodnight kiss to Sarah] It's disgusting how much I love you.
Sarah: Tell me about it.

View Quote Meg: [on loudspeaker] Get out of my house!
Sarah: Say ****!
Meg: [on loud speaker] YOU ****!
Sarah: Mom! "Get the **** out of my house"!
Meg: [on loudspeaker] Get the **** out of my house!

View Quote Bella Swan: You don't know what you're getting yourselves into.

View Quote Emmett Cullen: Trying to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?
Bella Swan: I punched a werewolf in the face.
Emmett Cullen: Bad ass!

View Quote Edward Cullen: You love him.
Bella Swan: I love you more.
Edward Cullen: I know.

View Quote Alex: You're pretty magic.
Tracy: [crying] Yeah?
Alex: Yeah. And just remember if you want something in life, reach out and grab it.
[Tracy reaches forward and hugs Alex]

View Quote Tracy: [walks over to Chris and Rainey's bookstand] Hi.
Alex: Hi.
[Rainey gets up and leaves]
Tracy: You selling these books?
Alex: I am. We are... he was.

View Quote Jan: I was just a couple of years older than Tracy when I got pregnant.
Alex: Wow.
Jan: Yeah. Yeah, I thought my husband and I were going to just make peace on Earth and babies and love and stay together forever, and that didn't quite work out that way. He left me. So, I... Anyway, whatever, but I ended up raising Reno on my own. That's my boy, his name's Reno. Then I met Rainey. That was sweet. It was really good for a while. It's just... You know, Reno was a teenager already by then, and he was just on his way to becoming his own man. And I haven't even heard from him in two years. I don't even know where he is.
Alex: I hope I get to meet him sometime.
Jan: Do your folks know where you are?
[Chris remains silent]
Tracy: [walks over] Hey, guys? Dinner's ready if you guys are hungry.
Alex: Yeah, we are. We're hungry.
Jan: I'll be all right.
Alex: You want to come and eat? Or we'll sit here. Because I will sit here with you all night.