Charlie's Angels (2019) quotes

View Quote Bosley: I've spent an entire career estimating the talents of women. And you, my dear, are marvelously clever.
Elena: You betrayed them. You betrayed the Angels.
Bosley: Well, I no longer work for the Townsend Agency. I was...retired. [picks up Calisto] So you are going to show me how to hack this and reprogram root access... [places it down] ...to me.
Elena: You thought Fleming could do it. He always had a habit for claiming credit he didn't deserve.
Bosley: How long will it take?
Elena: Forever. I'm not touching it. [Hodak pulls on her chain]
Bosley: Ha ha! You think you have a choice? It's adorable.
Elena: [softly, referring to the Angels] They'll send--They'll send love. [Hodak bent closer to listen] They'll send love [she bites Hodak's ear]
Bosley: Ooh, feisty! You've been studying. [pause] I hope they come.

View Quote Brok: [on the screen of an iPad, he sees Ralph by the garage door lying dead] Oh, well, that's a shame. [he turns around to reveal he's on the phone] Obviously, this is a disappointing setback, but we have time. You know what, j-just get John on the phone. Now. [pause] Well then, wake him up. [pause, then he throws his phone in the pond] AAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Biker: Everything alright?
Brok: [points angrily for a moment, then calms down quickly] Can I have your phone?

View Quote Elena: [turns around to find Sabina and Jane in the same disguise] How did you even get in the... [notices an ID card] Oh, God. What did you do to Pradeep?
Sabina: Nothing. Pradeep's fine. I nabbed his ID card from the gym this morning.
Elena: [turns to Jane] And Sven?
Jane: I compressed his carotid and deoxygenated his brainstem.
Elena: What? Well, that sounds painful.
Jane: Yeah, it's like taking a nap. You smell burnt toast then everything goes dark.
Sabina: Hey, don't worry, he's going to wake up.
Jane: Unless he doesn't.

View Quote Elena: Hey, can I take these mints? [she picks up the mints, but the Saint drops them]
The Saint: No! Avoid the mints. Actually, let's just stop the touching around here. You know, some of this blows up.

View Quote Jane: I need you to exhibit some attention-seeking behavior.
Sabina: I have so many ideas.

View Quote Rebekah: [as she walks downstairs] How we doin' down here? Ah, we're still in the first closet.
Elena: There's another closet?
Rebekah: Hm. Armory open.
[the wall opens to reveal the second closet]

View Quote Rebekah: You old codger. You really thought we were gonna let you just sneak away quietly.
Bosley: You didn't have to.
Rebekah: It's not just me.
[the room lights up and the screens turn on to reveal other Bosleys]
Bosleys: Surprise!

View Quote Sabina: [while punching Australian Jonny thrice] You stole aid money from woman and children and refugees!
Jane: It's called embezzlement.
Sabina: [flips over] "Embezzlement"? That's fancy.

View Quote Sabina: Wait, why would Bosley wanna take Elena to Brok?
Rebekah: Bringing the Birdman back to Alcatraz, I guess.
[pause]
The Saint: The who?
Rebekah: It's a movie. Burt Lancaster.
Sabina: Birdman. Michael Keaton.
Rebekah: No, Michael Keaton is Batman.
The Saint: No, Ben Affleck is Batman.
Rebekah: I mean, is he? Am I really the only person who knows who Burt Lancaster is?
Sabina: I'm concussed.
Rebekah: It doesn't matter. It's an old movie. It's from, like...
The Saint: How old are you?
Rebekah: How old am I? What? That has nothing to do with it.
The Saint: I don't have your references.
Rebekah: There are film buffs of all ages.
Jane: [referring to Elena] Let's go get our girl.

View Quote [the phone rings and Elena picks it up]
Elena: Hello?
Bosley: Charlie sends love. You're in grave danger. Get out of there now!
Elena: [turns to Sabina and Jane] Guys?
[the building explodes]

View Quote [Elena You're not a waitress?] No. I'm Jane.

View Quote [Johnny Smith: Who are you?] I'm just a decoy.

View Quote I can’t sleep at night. I'm a lead programmer on a product that can revolutionize the power industry. But there is a possibility it can be weaponized.

View Quote I need you to exhibit some attention-seeking behavior.

View Quote Jane, is that you flirting with a handsome nerd?