Jane Kano quotes from Charlie's Angels (2019)
Played by Ella Balinska
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I need you to exhibit some attention-seeking behavior.
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[Elena You're not a waitress?] No. I'm Jane.
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Jane: I need you to exhibit some attention-seeking behavior.
Sabina: I have so many ideas.
Sabina: I have so many ideas.
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Sabina: Wait, why would Bosley wanna take Elena to Brok?
Rebekah: Bringing the Birdman back to Alcatraz, I guess.
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The Saint: The who?
Rebekah: It's a movie. Burt Lancaster.
Sabina: Birdman. Michael Keaton.
Rebekah: No, Michael Keaton is Batman.
The Saint: No, Ben Affleck is Batman.
Rebekah: I mean, is he? Am I really the only person who knows who Burt Lancaster is?
Sabina: I'm concussed.
Rebekah: It doesn't matter. It's an old movie. It's from, like...
The Saint: How old are you?
Rebekah: How old am I? What? That has nothing to do with it.
The Saint: I don't have your references.
Rebekah: There are film buffs of all ages.
Jane: [referring to Elena] Let's go get our girl.
Rebekah: Bringing the Birdman back to Alcatraz, I guess.
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The Saint: The who?
Rebekah: It's a movie. Burt Lancaster.
Sabina: Birdman. Michael Keaton.
Rebekah: No, Michael Keaton is Batman.
The Saint: No, Ben Affleck is Batman.
Rebekah: I mean, is he? Am I really the only person who knows who Burt Lancaster is?
Sabina: I'm concussed.
Rebekah: It doesn't matter. It's an old movie. It's from, like...
The Saint: How old are you?
Rebekah: How old am I? What? That has nothing to do with it.
The Saint: I don't have your references.
Rebekah: There are film buffs of all ages.
Jane: [referring to Elena] Let's go get our girl.
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Elena: [turns around to find Sabina and Jane in the same disguise] How did you even get in the... [notices an ID card] Oh, God. What did you do to Pradeep?
Sabina: Nothing. Pradeep's fine. I nabbed his ID card from the gym this morning.
Elena: [turns to Jane] And Sven?
Jane: I compressed his carotid and deoxygenated his brainstem.
Elena: What? Well, that sounds painful.
Jane: Yeah, it's like taking a nap. You smell burnt toast then everything goes dark.
Sabina: Hey, don't worry, he's going to wake up.
Jane: Unless he doesn't.
Sabina: Nothing. Pradeep's fine. I nabbed his ID card from the gym this morning.
Elena: [turns to Jane] And Sven?
Jane: I compressed his carotid and deoxygenated his brainstem.
Elena: What? Well, that sounds painful.
Jane: Yeah, it's like taking a nap. You smell burnt toast then everything goes dark.
Sabina: Hey, don't worry, he's going to wake up.
Jane: Unless he doesn't.
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Sabina: [while punching Australian Jonny thrice] You stole aid money from woman and children and refugees!
Jane: It's called embezzlement.
Sabina: [flips over] "Embezzlement"? That's fancy.
Jane: It's called embezzlement.
Sabina: [flips over] "Embezzlement"? That's fancy.