Kathy Najimy movie quotes

View Quote Cranston Goat: [laughs] Cue me, Frances!
Frances Albacore: So the kitty-cat went...
Cranston Goat: Meow, meow, meowy, meow!
Tillie Hippo: Now just cut that out! Besides it was much more like... Meow, meow, meowy, meow, meow, bada, dump! Danny, wait. [hits Cranston] Oh, maybe one of us should talk to him.
Sawyer Cat: Oh, I'll do it. It's about time someone talked to him. Since he's tip-tapped into town he's been nothing but trouble.
Danny Cat: Well, I guess this is gonna set me back a whole day. Nah, maybe only half a day.
Sawyer Cat: Look, Danny, I'm sorry your feelings got hurt, but the fact is, since you...
Danny Cat: I don't get it. What happened in there, anyway?
Sawyer Cat: [facepalms, annoyed] Oh!
Danny Cat: Did I hit a sour note?
Sawyer Cat: Wait!
Danny Cat: Because if I did, I could go back in there. I could fix it.
Sawyer Cat: Danny! Danny, they are not interested.
Danny Cat: But I...
Sawyer Cat: Don't you get it? What is it with you? Why are you so determined to make a fool of yourself?
Danny Cat: What do you mean? All I wanna do is the thing I love. Doesn't everyone?
Sawyer Cat: It's really not simple.
Danny Cat: It is in Kokomo.
Sawyer Cat: Then maybe that's where you should of stayed.
Peabo Pudgemeyer: [singing] You can do anything / If you...
Danny Cat: I better not sing right now.
Peabo Pudgemeyer: You want some?
Danny Cat: No, thanks, Pudge.
Peabo Pudgemeyer: Oh, I was gonna slug that big dumb Max for you, but I don't wanna hurt the guy. So, what's that Dimple kid's problem? I thought you were great today!
Danny Cat: I'm glad you liked it.
Peabo Pudgemeyer: Oh, you know all, that a bob-doo-doo-dee-ya-aaaah! [falling down]
Danny Cat: No, it's a little more like, here, I'll show you.
[The piano music plays]
Peabo Pudgemeyer: Whoa, whoa!
[Pudge and Danny dancing]
Peabo Pudgemeyer: Hey, hey, hey!
Danny Cat: Wait a minute. Where-where's that music coming from?

View Quote Security Guard: [to the animals] All right, all of you! Listen up! I only need you, water buffalo, for the Tarzan jungle stampede! The rest of you, go home!
T.W. Turtle: Well, today's shot! Might as well go home and clean!
[He retreats back into his shell and turns on a vacuum, Sawyer types in the office.]
Danny Cat: Here's our chance, Pudge. Come on! Hey, everybody!
T.W. Turtle: Huh?
Cranston Goat: Oh, look who's back! I wish he'd get himself stuffed.
Frances Albacore: I know a divine taxidermist darling. Did my first husband.
Danny Cat: [song to Animal Jam plays] Come on, everybody, gather 'round! Don't let this old town getcha down. Look at you there with the long, long face.
Horse: [to another horse] Hey, he must be talking to you.
Danny Cat: You take this and you take that! Come over here, T.W., put on this hat! If we all work together, we can make our dreams come true! Let's show the world what we can do. Pudge?
Peabo Pudgemeyer: Yeah! [plays drums]
Animal: Boogie with me!
Danny Cat: [singing] I got rhythm / In my feet / I got rhythm in my heart and soul / I got rhythm / Hot and sweet / Sometimes rhythm makes me loose control / Hat-cha-cha-chow! / I want everyone / To have all the fun / That I have / I got rhythm / So do you / Let's turn it on and show 'em what we can do!
Tillie Hippo: Bye!
[The animals dancing while Tillie snaps Danny. Meanwhile, Max brushes Darla on his face]
Darla Dimple: Perfect! How could you possibly improve a face like this? What is that hideous racket?
[The animals dancing while then the animals singing and dancing]
Cranston Goat: Look at them. I'm ashamed to be an animal.
Frances Albacore: Oh, shut up, you old nanny, and show old Franny what you got.
[Cranston and Frances dancing]
Cranston Goat: Whoo-pee!
[Danny climbs the ladder and the light dust. Sawyer types the paper on the desk]
Sawyer Cat: Huh? [music plays and she sees the animals; screams]
Cranston Goat: Come on, Sawyer. Grab a partner and do-si-do.
Danny Cat: Hey, Sawyer, dance with me? I hear you're a natural.
Sawyer Cat: Who told you that?
[Woolie trumpets]
Sawyer Cat: Listen, Danny, it's a waste of time! You'll never get to dance in the movies.
Danny Cat: Movies? Did I say movies? Not really, we're just having fun.
Sawyer Cat: Yeah, sure, forget it.
Darla Dimple: Look at those fools. Laughable isn't it Max? Max? [Max dancing and gasps] MAX! [growls]
Sawyer Cat: Hmm. [dancing]
Danny Cat: Not bad, a little rusty, but hey, who's perfect?
Sawyer Cat: Rusty? [they all dancing] I'll give you rusty!

View Quote [Thunder booms]
Peabo Pudgemeyer: Thunder and lightning. Check. Special effects all ready, Danny!
Danny Cat: All right, everybody. Mr. Mammoth will be here any minute. Get into position. Remember, do it like you did in the alley. Only make it big and loud this time. And don't be nervous.
T.W. Turtle: Nervous? Why would I be nervous?
Rabbit: Give me that!
Sawyer Cat: Well, well. Run of the sound-stage, use of Darla's ark, costumes... I don't know. Something seems fishy.
Frances Albacore: I beg your pardon?
Sawyer Cat: Sorry. It's just that I smell a rat.
Mouse: Excuse me?
Sawyer Cat: Oh, never mind.
Danny Cat: So, you decided to join us, huh?
Sawyer Cat: Me? Oh, no, no, no. This is never gonna work. Besides, how did you arrange all of this?
Danny Cat: Let's just say a little angel's looking out for us.
Sawyer Cat: Oh, boy.
Danny Cat: Come on, Sawyer. Your life isn't back there in that office. It's here.
Peabo Pudgemeyer: [Off-screen] It's 3:00, Danny!
Danny Cat: Dance with me. See you on board.
Tillie Hippo: Well?
Sawyer Cat: I can't do this.
Tillie Hippo: And?
Sawyer Cat: I can't do this.
Tillie Hippo: So?
Sawyer Cat: Why would do this to me?
T.W. Turtle: Fortune says "Rough waters ahead". [shivers]
Danny Cat: Start the rain, Pudge. When L.B. shows up we'll come out singing and dancing!

View Quote Sarah Sanderson: I am alive!
Winifred Sanderson: Damn that boy, he's tricked us again.
Mary Sanderson: Oh, you're right, you're always right.
Winifred Sanderson: It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me you thundering oafs!

View Quote Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.
Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home.
Sarah Sanderson: Sucking the lives out of little children!
[Winifred chokes Sarah]

View Quote Max Dennison: Prepare to die...again.
Winifred Sanderson: You! You have no powers here, you fool!
Max Dennison: Maybe not. But there's a power greater than your magic; and that's knowledge! And there's one thing I know that you don't!
Winifred Sanderson: And what is that, dude?
Max Dennison: Daylight Savings Time.
Mary Sanderson: (mockingly) "Daylight Savings Time".

View Quote Sister Mary Robert: I'd rather sing then do anything.
Sister Mary Patrick: It's better then ice cream.
Sister Mary Robert: It's better than springtime.
Deloris: Better than sex. [the other nuns react] No. No. I've heard.

View Quote Deloris The next thing you have to learn how to do is listen to each other. That's a big key. Big key! You must listen to listen to each other, if you're going to be a group.
Sister Mary Lazarus: I knew that.
Deloris: Mary Lazarus, as soon as I walked through the door, I knew that you knew this. Now, you're somebody who's into hard work and discipline, aren't you?
Sister Mary Lazarus: Of course. I'm a nun. Four Popes now.
Deloris: 4?! Wow! How often do they rehearse?
Sister Mary Lazarus: Twice a week, couple hours.
Deloris: Not enough. I mean, listen to 'em. They really need a lotta work! They gotta rehearse every day.
Sister Mary Lazarus: She's good. Do you think they could get better?
Deloris: I don't know. They pretty raw.
Sister Mary Lazarus: Wet behind the ears.
Sister Mary Patrick: Oh, please, let us try.
Deloris: This is gonna be hell.
Sister Mary Lazarus: Tell me about it.

View Quote Sister Mary Robert: Reverend Mother says Mary Clarence's background is in music.
Sister Mary Patrick: Really, Mary Clarence. Were you a choir mistress?
Deloris: Sort of freelance.
Sister Mary Lazarus: Freelance? Really? Oh, you don't think I see. You think I took vows yesterday? I know what you're up to. You and Reverend Mother.
Deloris: What?
Sister Mary Lazarus: You're a ringer! She brought you here to replace me! Out with the old.