Jason Alexander movie quotes

View Quote [post credits scene] Good night, everybody! Wah-ha-hoo!

View Quote Laverne: [to Quasimodo] We always said you were the cute one.
Hugo: [stuffing his mouth with cheese and bread] I thought I was the cute one!
Laverne: No, you're the fat, stupid one with the big mouth!
Hugo: [looks confused, still with his mouth full] What're you sayin', exactly?

View Quote [last line, after closing credits end]
Hugo: Good night, everybody! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

View Quote Rosemary: Is that a member's only jacket?
Mauricio: Yes.
Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?

View Quote Hal: [after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio] Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.

View Quote Tony: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
Mauricio: Have you heard the song Who Let The Dogs Out?

View Quote Abis Mal: But you said Genie's can't killed you said that.
Jafar: You be surprised what you can lived through... What?!
Abis Mal: Huh? Hey!
Aladdin: I'll take that!
Abis Mal: My lamp! Gimme!
Jafar: The street rat? Still alive?! NO!!!!!!!!!

View Quote [Last lines; The credits roll, then the post-credits which the Palace's Gardens at night with Abis Mal hanging from a tree after Jafar's death and defeat]
Abis Mal: [last words] Does this mean I don't get my third wish?

View Quote Abis Mal: [to himself after Aladdin robbed him] That stinkin' Aladdin. First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal. First chance we get, let's slice him in half.
Abis Mal: [to the thieves] Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without having to smell you.
Thief: [to the other thieves] Come. We do it now. No witnesses. [draws his sword]
Abis Mal: [takes a pail out of the well and dumps some water on top of himself, and Jafar's lamp falls out of the pail and hits him on the head] Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? [picks it up] Well... [laughs] It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up. [rubs it]
Thief: It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead. [the thieves pull out their swords ready strike Abis Mal; red smoke suddenly erupts from the lamp] It is bewitched!
[All the thieves except Abis Mal get on their horses and ride away in panic. Jafar's evil laugh is heard as he comes out]
Jafar: I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!
[Trying to be free, but his golden cuffs have stuck up on him which he was trying to get away because of the curse]
Jafar: [grunting] It is the curse of the lamp. [His black lamp was glowing] All the power in the universe, and I am bound by the rules of the GENIE! Which means, I can't KILL that upstart Aladdin! Unless... I have someone arrange it for me... Take me to Agrabah at ONCE!

View Quote [while firing up the CDI] It's time to say good-bye to Moose and Squirrel.

View Quote Smush them!

View Quote Fearless Leader: Silence! [a message from the White House has arrived] It's a message from the mole at the White House!
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale: Moose and Squirrel!
Fearless Leader: [tearing the message and throws it on the floor] Moose and Squirrel. How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?!
Boris: Uh, 28?
Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot! They must never reach New York alive. I want you to destroy them personally.
Boris: After 30 years of waiting, one more chance to crush Moose and Squirrel! [kisses Fearless Leader's hand]
Natasha: Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us! [kisses Fearless Leader's other hand]