George Burns movie quotes

29 quotes from 3 movies

Oh, God! (1977) as God

View Quote God: [speaking through Jerry's car radio] You can do it, it's only one message. Moses had to handle ten.
Jerry Landers: B-but you gave him tablets.
God: He had a bad memory.

View Quote Jerry Landers: How can you permit all the suffering that goes on in the world?
God: Ah, how can I permit the suffering?
Jerry Landers: Yeah!
God: I don't permit the suffering, you do. Free will. All the choices are yours.

View Quote God: [speaking through an intercom] Tobacco was one of my big mistakes.
Jerry Landers: Mistakes?
God: You try. Ostriches were a mistake. Silly-looking things. Avocados, made the pit too big. Like I say, you try.

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Oh, God! You Devil (1984) as Harry O. Tophet

View Quote I put the fear of me in you. ~ God Harry O. Tophet: You bluffed. You had nothing. Why did I fold!?
God: I put the fear of me in you.

View Quote Gary Frantz: Should I speak louder?
Harry O. Tophet: Not unless you can't hear what you're saying.

View Quote You want anything, I'm at 666. ~ Harry O. Tophet Gary Frantz: But I thought this was a trial period; that's what you said.
Harry O. Tophet: I lied. [begins exiting] You want anything, I'm at 666.

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Oh, God! You Devil (1984) as God

View Quote I put the fear of me in you. ~ God Harry O. Tophet: You bluffed. You had nothing. Why did I fold!?
God: I put the fear of me in you.

View Quote Gary Frantz: The rainbow disappeared.
God: I'm trying to save on energy.

View Quote Harry O. Tophet: You know, I don't have to do this. Shelton came to me; I didn't go to him. Rules are rules. You're out of it.
God: But you lied to him. You told him it was for trial period. Is that according to the rules?
Harry O. Tophet: Technicalities!
God: You don't have clear title to this boy.
Harry O. Tophet: Neither do you.
God: Looks like we're in a grey area here, doesn't it?

Oh, God! Book II (1980) as God

View Quote Tracy Richards: Who do you pray to?
God: Me? Well, sometimes I talk to myself.

View Quote Tracy Richards: Slogans really work. You'll become a household word.
God: A household word. Yeah, that would be nice for a change.

View Quote God: I'll give you another week.
Tracy Richards: Just a week?
God: That's long enough. Look at what I accomplished in a week. And I did it without computers.

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