God, on The Johnny Carson Show? ~ Tracy Richards
Are you God, sir?
Forget the "sir." Just plain "God," the owner of the store, also known as the man upstairs.
3rd most-quoted character in Oh, God! Book II (1980): in 7 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Tracy Richards (7)
God, on The Johnny Carson Show? ~ Tracy Richards
Are you God, sir?
Forget the "sir." Just plain "God," the owner of the store, also known as the man upstairs.
How old are you?
Who knows? After the first two-million years, I stopped counting.
Slogans really work. You'll become a household word.
A household word. Yeah, that would be nice for a change.
God, on The Johnny Carson Show?
[on t. v.] Why not? He gets everybody else to replace him.
I'll give you another week.
Just a week?
That's long enough. Look at what I accomplished in a week. And I did it without computers.
Tracy, I really like it.
Thank God!
I like that one, too, but let's go with "Think God."
Who do you pray to?
Me? Well, sometimes I talk to myself.