Oh, God! Book II quotes

52 total quotes

View Quote God, on The Johnny Carson Show? ~ Tracy Richards Tracy Richards: Are you God, sir?
God: Forget the "sir." Just plain "God," the owner of the store, also known as the man upstairs.

View Quote "Bananas." I hate that expression. I make a beautiful fruit, and people use it for "crazy."

View Quote Think God!

View Quote God: I'll give you another week.
Tracy Richards: Just a week?
God: That's long enough. Look at what I accomplished in a week. And I did it without computers.

View Quote God: Tracy, I really like it.
Tracy Richards: Thank God!
God: I like that one, too, but let's go with "Think God."

View Quote Tracy Richards: God, on The Johnny Carson Show?
God: [on t. v.] Why not? He gets everybody else to replace him.

View Quote Tracy Richards: How old are you?
God: Who knows? After the first two-million years, I stopped counting.

View Quote Tracy Richards: It's just a gut feeling. (That's an advertising expression.)
Shingo: Well, I gotta gut feeling, too: I'm hungry. Let's go home.

View Quote Tracy Richards: Slogans really work. You'll become a household word.
God: A household word. Yeah, that would be nice for a change.

View Quote Tracy Richards: Who do you pray to?
God: Me? Well, sometimes I talk to myself.

View Quote But, Tracy, I don't want you to think I'm bragging, but, let's face it: I'm an original, the one and only. I made my own mould and threw it away.

View Quote But—but if You are God, why would You bother with me?

View Quote Buy God, B-U-Y.

View Quote Daddy, just because you can't see spirits doesn't mean they're not there. It's kinda like believing in God: sometimes, you just have to believe in things you can't see.

View Quote Did you get His autograph?