God, on The Johnny Carson Show? ~ Tracy Richards
Are you God, sir?
Forget the "sir." Just plain "God," the owner of the store, also known as the man upstairs.
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Oh, God! Book II quotes
Page 1 of 4"Bananas." I hate that expression. I make a beautiful fruit, and people use it for "crazy."
Think God!
I'll give you another week.
Just a week?
That's long enough. Look at what I accomplished in a week. And I did it without computers.
Tracy, I really like it.
Thank God!
I like that one, too, but let's go with "Think God."
God, on The Johnny Carson Show?
[on t. v.] Why not? He gets everybody else to replace him.
How old are you?
Who knows? After the first two-million years, I stopped counting.
It's just a gut feeling. (That's an advertising expression.)
Well, I gotta gut feeling, too: I'm hungry. Let's go home.
Slogans really work. You'll become a household word.
A household word. Yeah, that would be nice for a change.
Who do you pray to?
Me? Well, sometimes I talk to myself.
But, Tracy, I don't want you to think I'm bragging, but, let's face it: I'm an original, the one and only. I made my own mould and threw it away.
But—but if You are God, why would You bother with me?
Buy God, B-U-Y.
Daddy, just because you can't see spirits doesn't mean they're not there. It's kinda like believing in God: sometimes, you just have to believe in things you can't see.
Did you get His autograph?