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Oh, God! Book II

Oh, God! Book II quotes

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View Quote God, on The Johnny Carson Show? ~ Tracy Richards Tracy Richards:  Are you God, sir?
God:  Forget the "sir."  Just plain "God," the owner of the store, also known as the man upstairs.
View Quote "Bananas."  I hate that expression.  I make a beautiful fruit, and people use it for "crazy."
View Quote Think God!
View Quote God:  I'll give you another week.
Tracy Richards:  Just a week?
God:  That's long enough.  Look at what I accomplished in a week.  And I did it without computers.
View Quote God:  Tracy, I really like it.
Tracy Richards:  Thank God!
God:  I like that one, too, but let's go with "Think God."
View Quote Tracy Richards:  God, on The Johnny Carson Show?
God:  [on t. v.]  Why not?  He gets everybody else to replace him.
View Quote Tracy Richards:  How old are you?
God:  Who knows?  After the first two-million years, I stopped counting.
View Quote Tracy Richards:  It's just a gut feeling.  (That's an advertising expression.)
Shingo:  Well, I gotta gut feeling, too:  I'm hungry.  Let's go home.
View Quote Tracy Richards:  Slogans really work.  You'll become a household word.
God:  A household word.  Yeah, that would be nice for a change.
View Quote Tracy Richards:  Who do you pray to?
God:  Me?  Well, sometimes I talk to myself.
View Quote But, Tracy, I don't want you to think I'm bragging, but, let's face it: I'm an original, the one and only.  I made my own mould and threw it away.
View Quote But—but if You are God, why would You bother with me?
View Quote Buy God, B-U-Y.
View Quote Daddy, just because you can't see spirits doesn't mean they're not there.  It's kinda like believing in God: sometimes, you just have to believe in things you can't see.
View Quote Did you get His autograph?