Petey Jones
Hey, hey, Lastik man what happened to you?
Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
Petey Jones
That ain't funny!
Petey Jones
Why the clouds, Sunshine?
Put your hand down! You're smiling.
Petey Jones
Yes.
Yes, sir. Why are you smiling?
Petey Jones
'Cause I love football. Football's fun.
Fun, sir. It's fun?
Petey Jones
Yes.
You sure?
Petey Jones
I think so -
Now you're thinkin'. First you smile, then you think. You think football is still fun?
Petey Jones
Uh, yes.
Sir.
Petey Jones
Yes-no, sir.
No?
Petey Jones
Um, it was fun.
Not any more though, is it? Is it?
Petey Jones
Not right now, no.
No, it's not fun anymore. Not even a little bit.
Petey Jones
Uh... no.
Make up your mind. Think, since you're thinkin'. Go on, think. Is it fun?
Petey Jones
No, sir.
No? Absolutely not?
Petey Jones
Zero fun, sir.
All right, listen up! I'm Coach Boone, I'm gonna tell you all about how much [looks at Petey] fun you're gonna have this season.
Franklin "Frank" Jackson
I got some R-rated dialogue for you. But I'm a-keep it PG. I'm gonna keep it PG.
Franklin "Frank" Jackson
Know him?! I used to drive him. He fired me last year.
Franklin "Frank" Jackson
Who's the bad actor now, Wolf?! Those were real tears!
Murray Duvall
Woman, lend me fi' dollas.
Dionne Davenport
Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
Murray Duvall
Excuse me, Ms. Dionne.
Dionne Davenport
Thank you.
Murray Duvall
My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.
Tai Fraiser
Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups.
Cher Horowitz
Oh well, this is a really good school.
Dionne Davenport
No! What have you done?! Oh my God! Cher, look! Look what's he done to his head! Can you believe this? Why did you do that to your head!
Murray Duvall
'Cuz I'm keepin' it real!
Dionne Davenport
What?!
Murray Duvall
I'm keepin' it real! Ai'ight? Look at Lawrence's head?
It's the bomb.
Murray Duvall
You know what I'm sayin'? You look good.
As will you.
Dionne Davenport
What do you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one that has to look at you! That was a big mistake! What am I gonna do with you now?! And right before the yearbook pictures! What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?! You know what? Okay. That's it!
Murray Duvall
That's it!
Dionne Davenport
You wanna play games?
Murray Duvall
You wanna play games?
Dionne Davenport
I'm calling your mother!
Murray Duvall
I'm calling your mo- what?! No, no, no! Don't call my moms!
Murray Duvall
Woman, why don't you be answering any of my pages?
Dionne Davenport
I hate when you call me woman!
Murray Duvall
Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' around behind my back?
Dionne Davenport
Jeepin'?
Cher Horowitz
Jeepin'.
Murray Duvall
Jeepin', jeepin'.
Dionne Davenport
No, but speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain to me how this cheap K-mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car.
Murray Duvall
I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your stringy something or others you got up here...
Dionne Davenport
Excuse me. I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know, like Shawanna.
Candice
Earthquake?
Terry
Probably just a tremor.
Terry
Yeah, well, you should've thought about that before you shot the piece of shit.
Terry
How's the second most talented guy I know?
Jarrod
I don't know, how are you?
Terry
I'm good.
