Petey Jones Why the clouds, Sunshine?
5th most-quoted character in Remember the Titans (2000): in 5 of its 47 quotes
Most scenes with: Coach Boone (2)
Scenes with Petey Jones
5 scenes Petey Jones [Petey has his hand raised for a high-five and is smiling]
Put your hand down! You're smiling.
Petey Jones Yes.
Yes, sir. Why are you smiling?
Petey Jones 'Cause I love football. Football's fun.
Fun, sir. It's fun?
Petey Jones Yes.
You sure?
Petey Jones I think so -
Now you're thinkin'. First you smile, then you think. You think football is still fun?
Petey Jones Uh, yes.
Sir.
Petey Jones Yes-no, sir.
No?
Petey Jones Um, it was fun.
Not any more though, is it? Is it?
Petey Jones Not right now, no.
No, it's not fun anymore. Not even a little bit.
Petey Jones Uh... no.
Make up your mind. Think, since you're thinkin'. Go on, think. Is it fun?
Petey Jones No, sir.
No? Absolutely not?
Petey Jones Zero fun, sir.
[Adresses the team]
All right, listen up! I'm Coach Boone, I'm gonna tell you all about how much [looks at Petey] fun you're gonna have this season.
[after Petey makes a fumble]
What is wrong with you?! Why are you fumblin' my football?!
Petey Jones My blockers were-
Your blockers! Your blockers don't have anything to do with you holdin' on the the ball! Did your blockers fumble the football, or did you fumble the football!
Petey Jones I did sir.
Alright! how many feet are in a mile? How many feet are in a mile?
Petey Jones I dunno.
5,280 feet! You pick this ball up, you run every one of them! You're killing me Petey! You're killing me!
Petey Jones Hey, hey, Lastik man what happened to you?
Louie Lastik
[holding back, in fake pain]
Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
Petey Jones That ain't funny!
[Yoast realizes the Hall of Fame board have fixed the game against the Titans] [to referee]
I know all about it, Titus.
Referee
What are you talking about, Bill?
You call this game fair, or I'm going to the papers. I don't care if I go down with you. But before God, I swear I'll see every last one of you thrown in jail.
Referee
You dig your own grave.
[Smiles]
All right. DEFENSE, ON ME! [huddles players; to Petey] Petey, don't you go on the strong side.
Petey Jones Coach they're calling a holding penalty on me every time-
Did I ask for your excuses? You wanna act like a star, you'd better give me a star effort, do you hear me? [Petey leaves] Forget about him. Allan, you're in, come on. All right now, I don't want them to gain another yard. YOU BLITZ ALL NIGHT!! If they cross the line of scrimmage, I'm going to take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember, FOREVER, the night they played the Titans! [players cheer and get back to the field] LEAVE NO DOUBT!
