A character in Clueless (1995)

Murray Duvall quotes from Clueless (1995)

Donald Faison

6th most-quoted character in Clueless (1995): in 4 of its 85 quotes
Most scenes with: Dionne Davenport (4), Cher Horowitz (3)

Scenes with Murray Duvall

4 scenes
Murray Duvall

Woman, why don't you be answering any of my pages?

I hate when you call me woman!

Murray Duvall

Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' around behind my back?

Jeepin'?

Jeepin'.

Murray Duvall

Jeepin', jeepin'.

No, but speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain to me how this cheap K-mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car.

Murray Duvall

I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your stringy something or others you got up here...

Excuse me. I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know, like Shawanna.

Murray Duvall

You almost had sex with who?

Christian.

[Murray cracks up]

What?

Murray Duvall

Yo, look! Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy.

Dionne Davenport and Cher Horowitz

A what?

Murray Duvall

He's a disco-dancing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy.... Ya know what I'm saying? He's gay.

Murray Duvall

Woman, lend me fi' dollas.

Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".

Murray Duvall

Excuse me, Ms. Dionne.

Thank you.

Murray Duvall

My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.

Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups.

Oh well, this is a really good school.

(screams)

No! What have you done?! Oh my God! Cher, look! Look what's he done to his head! Can you believe this? Why did you do that to your head!

Murray Duvall

'Cuz I'm keepin' it real!

Murray Duvall

I'm keepin' it real! Ai'ight? Look at Lawrence's head?

Lawrence

It's the bomb.

Murray Duvall

You know what I'm sayin'? You look good.

Lawrence

As will you.

What do you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one that has to look at you! That was a big mistake! What am I gonna do with you now?! And right before the yearbook pictures! What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?! You know what? Okay. That's it!

Murray Duvall
(mocking)

That's it!

You wanna play games?

Murray Duvall
(still mocking)

You wanna play games?

I'm calling your mother!

Murray Duvall

I'm calling your mo- what?! No, no, no! Don't call my moms!

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