Dionne Davenport Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".
Played by Stacey Dash 
Clueless (1995) · 85 quotes
Clueless (1995) · 85 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Clueless (1995): in 18 of its 85 quotes
Most scenes with: Cher Horowitz (13), Tai Fraiser (5), Murray Duvall (4)
Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.
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Dionne Davenport [picks up Cher's backpack]
Well, at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my backpack.
It's faux!
Dionne Davenport Hello! There was a stop sign.
I totally paused.
Woman, why don't you be answering any of my pages?
Dionne Davenport I hate when you call me woman!
Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' around behind my back?
Dionne Davenport Jeepin'?
Jeepin'.
Jeepin', jeepin'.
Dionne Davenport No, but speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain to me how this cheap K-mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car.
I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your stringy something or others you got up here...
Dionne Davenport Excuse me. I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know, like Shawanna.
Dionne Davenport Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade. Phat! Did you write that?
Duh, it's like a famous quote.
Dionne Davenport From where?
Cliff's Notes.
Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne Davenport Well, there goes your social life.
Cher, you're a virgin?
God, you say that like it's a bad thing.
Dionne Davenport Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged".
You almost had sex with who?
Christian.
Dionne Davenport [Murray cracks up]
What?
Yo, look! Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Dionne Davenport and Cher Horowitz
A what?
He's a disco-dancing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy.... Ya know what I'm saying? He's gay.
Woman, lend me fi' dollas.
Dionne Davenport Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
Excuse me, Ms. Dionne.
Dionne Davenport Thank you.
My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.
Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups.
Oh well, this is a really good school.
Would you call me selfish?
Dionne Davenport No, not to your face.
(about Tai)
Dee, my mission is clear. Would you look at that girl. She is so adorably clueless. We have got to adopt her.
Dionne Davenport She is to' up! Our stock would plummet.
Dee! Don't you wanna use your popularity for a good cause?
Dionne Davenport No.
Tai, how old are you?
I'll be sixteen in May.
My birthday is in April and, as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and laced at a party, but it is quite another to be fried all day.
Dionne Davenport Do you see the distinction?
Dionne Davenport (screams)
No! What have you done?! Oh my God! Cher, look! Look what's he done to his head! Can you believe this? Why did you do that to your head!
'Cuz I'm keepin' it real!
Dionne Davenport What?!
I'm keepin' it real! Ai'ight? Look at Lawrence's head?
Lawrence It's the bomb.
You know what I'm sayin'? You look good.
Lawrence As will you.
Dionne Davenport What do you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one that has to look at you! That was a big mistake! What am I gonna do with you now?! And right before the yearbook pictures! What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?! You know what? Okay. That's it!
Dionne Davenport You wanna play games?
Dionne Davenport I'm calling your mother!
I'm calling your mo- what?! No, no, no! Don't call my moms!
Ms. Stoeger Dionne, you're up.
Dionne Uh, no. Ms. Stoeger, I have a note from my tennis instructor, and he would prefer it if I didn't expose myself to any training that might derail his teachings.
I could really use some sort of a herbal refreshment.
Dionne Oh, well, we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
No shit! You guys got coke here?
Dionne Well, yeah.
Yeah, this is America.
I've got an idea. Let's do a makeover!
No. No.
Dionne Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover. Okay, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.
Please?
Sure. Why not? Shit, you guys! I've never had straight friends before.
Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy!
A what?!
He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Uh-uh, no way.
He's gay.
Not even.
Yes, even.
Dionne He does like to shop, Cher, and the boy can dress.
Oh, my God. I am totally buggin'. I feel like such a bonehead.
