“Cher Horowitz: Tai, how old are you? Tai Fraiser: I'll be sixteen in...”

Cher Horowitz

Tai, how old are you?

Tai Fraiser

I'll be sixteen in May.

Cher Horowitz

My birthday is in April and, as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and laced at a party, but it is quite another to be fried all day.

Dionne Davenport

Do you see the distinction?

Tai Fraiser

(clearly confused)

Yeah.

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Cher Horowitz Alicia Silverstone More Cher Horowitz quotes →

Dionne Davenport Stacey Dash More Dionne Davenport quotes →

Tai Fraiser Brittany Murphy More Tai Fraiser quotes →

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