Brittany Murphy movie quotes

View Quote Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel

View Quote [To Cher] You think I'm a mentally **** airhead?

View Quote Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.

View Quote Jackie-Boy, it's a regular African love-fest in here. I got me all five starters and half the bench of the Basin City Blues keeping me company. You feel like taking them on?

View Quote Shut up and keep your hands to yourself or I'll cut your little pecker off!

View Quote Wish you coulda dropped by earlier, Jackie-Boy. You coulda met my new boyfriend. Coulda seen what a real man looks like.

View Quote Daisy Randone: Get out, Lisa!
Lisa Rowe: I'm not in your room, Daisy. I'm right **** here. I was gonna offer you nail polish.
Daisy Randone: GET OUT!

View Quote Daisy Randone: My dad got me an apartment.
Susanna Kaysen: Really? Where?
Daisy Randone: It's near the airport. One bedroom, two baths, eat-in chicken.
Susanna Kaysen: You mean eat-in kitchen.
Daisy Randone: That's what I said, asshole. So what do you have that I want?
[Susanna has just showed Daisy some Colace tablets]
Daisy Randone: Put them on the bed and get out.
Lisa Rowe: [from the door] Put yours on the bed.
Daisy Randone: Oh, Jesus! Get out! GET OUT!
[Lisa enters and shuts the door behind her]
Lisa Rowe: Come on Dais, don't take advantage of her just because she's new. Pony up some Valium.
Daisy Randone: Get the **** out of here or I'm calling Valerie! VALERIE!
Lisa Rowe: Yeah, why don't you call Valerie, shall we? Let's call Valerie and ask her for some Colace just like Suzie Q's got in her ****in' hand. Why does it stink in here?

View Quote Daisy Randone: You're just jealous, Lisa... because I got better... because I was released... because I have a chance... at a life.
Lisa Rowe: They didn't release you 'cause you're better, Daisy, they just gave up. You call this a life, hmm? Taking Daddy's money, buying your dollies and your knickknacks. And eating his ****in' chicken, fattening up like a prize ****in' heifer. You changed the scenery, but not the ****in' situation, and the warden makes housecalls. And everybody knows, everybody knows that he ****s you. What they don't know is that you like it, hmm? You like it.
Susanna Kaysen: [to Lisa] Shut the **** up!
Lisa Rowe: Hey, man, it's cool, it's okay. It's fine, it's **** fine! A man is a dick is a man is a dick is a chicken... is a dad... a Valium, a speculum, whatever, whatever. [to Daisy] You like being Mrs. Randone. Probably all you've ever known.
Daisy Randone: Have fun in Florida. [goes upstairs to her room]

View Quote (listening to Ray's Mozart music) This sounds like something you'd slit your wrists to!

View Quote As my best friend, it is your duty to lie to me.

View Quote This is so 80's it makes my hair poof!