Murray
Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher and Dionne
A what?!
Murray
He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher
Uh-uh, no way.
Murray
He's gay.
Cher
Not even.
Murray
Yes, even.
Dionne
He does like to shop, Cher, and the boy can dress.
Cher
Oh, my God. I am totally buggin'. I feel like such a bonehead.


