Sméagol/Gollum
My precious.
Note: ranked #85 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.
Movies
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
King Kong (2005)
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Flushed Away (2006)
Inkheart (2008)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
13 Going on 30 (2004)
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle (2018)
Venom: The Last Dance (2024)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
King Kong (2005)
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Flushed Away (2006)
Inkheart (2008)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
13 Going on 30 (2004)
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle (2018)
Venom: The Last Dance (2024)
Sméagol/Gollum
Sméagol/Gollum
[eating dead rabbits]
Look! Look. See what Sm?agol finds? They are young, they are tender, they are fresh! Yes they are! Eat them, eat them!
Sméagol/Gollum
The thieves! The thieves! The filthy little thieves!
Captain Haddock
[after being nearly shot by enemy plane]
Troglodytes! Slave traders! Landlubbers! Politicians!
Captain Haddock
Failed? There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool, a loser, a hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you.
Captain Haddock
[on seeing Snowy]
Ahhhh! A giant rat of Sumatra!
Caesar
Tell your Colonel you have seen me now. And I have a message for him: Leave us the woods, and the killing can stop.
Caesar
There were only two of you, but we are many. Apes, together, strong.
Caesar
My son... my wife.... are dead.
Lumpy
There's only one creature capable of leaving a footprint that size... the Abominable Snowman.
Lumpy
[Hayes does a headcount for how many sailors are injured]
Injured? Four of us are DEAD!
Lumpy
[at the killing ground, where the hundreds of Kong's victoms have been left to rot]
It's a bleedin' boneyard! They've been ripped limb from limb!
Caesar
GO!!!
Caesar
If we go to war, we could lose all we've built. Home. Family. Future.
Caesar
[points towards Muir Woods]
APE HOME! [points at human stronghold] HUMAN HOME! Do not come back.
Gollum
They cursed us. Murderer they called us. they cursed us, and drove us away. And we wept precious, we wept to be so alone. And we forgots the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. We even forgot our own name. My precious.
Gollum
Naughty little fly! Why does it cry? Caught in a web! Soon you'll be...eaten.
Gollum
Clever hobbits to climb so high!
Roddy
Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.
Spike
Rita, Rita, Rita. [laughs] Thought you could give us the slip? [Slips and falls] What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?
Whitey
I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
Whitey
Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are dangerous.
Spike
Danger is my middle name!
Whitey
I thought it was Lesley.
Spike
Blimy, it's cold.
Whitey
That's why I wore me mittens.
Spike
Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me!
Whitey
It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.
Capricorn
“Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ...duct tape.”
Capricorn
Oh yes, and duct tape. I love duct tape.
Capricorn
Feast!
Martin Hannett
[On learning how much came out of the music budget to build the Hacienda]
Well, this is goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're all **** wankers. You'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again.
Martin Hannett
[On Joy Division's drumming]
There was nothing wrong with the drumming as such. It's just people have been playing like that for the past 20,000 years and quite frankly I'm **** bored with it.
Martin Hannett
[To Stephen Morris, on his drumming]
Stop that **** horrible racket, please. (...) Nothing wrong with the drumming as such. It's just people have been playing like that for the past 20,000 years and quite frankly, it's boring me arse off, y'know? Let's try something simpler. Faster, but slower.
Richard
Who's your daddy?
Jenna
Wayne Rink!
Richard
So, who's the mystery photographer?
Jenna
Matt Flamhaff.
Richard
Is he Arthur, or Martha?
Jenna
Matt. He's Matt.
Richard
[chuckles]
No — is he gay?
Jenna
[after pausing to look him up and down]
Are you gay?
Richard
Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on?
Jenna
What is going on is that you are going to have more choices.
Richard
With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on.
Jenna
Thank you.
Richard
I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you.
Jenna
How long until your balls get totally squished?
Richard
Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls.
Jenna
Can they hang in there til five?
Arlene
Jenna your prints are ready!
Jenna
Ok wait a second! [goes in and out of her office]
Jenna
Oh aren't you coming?
Arlene
Yes, yes hang on!
Richard
Ok so everybody's invited now hmm?
Arlene
Oh excuse me..[walking past Richard]
Richard
Oh no go ahead...you know - what am I? Just an editor in chief - whatever!
Gollum / Sméagol
What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?
Gollum / Sméagol
Baggins! Thief! Curse it and crush it! We hates it FOREVER!!!
Gollum / Sméagol
Gollum! Gollum!
Hux
Supreme Leader! The fuel cells have ruptured! The collapse of the planet has begun!
Snoke
Leave the base at once and come to me with Kylo Ren. It is time to complete his training.
Supreme Leader Snoke
The droid will soon be delivered to the Resistance, leading them to the last Jedi. If Skywalker returns, the new Jedi will rise.
General Hux
Supreme Leader, I take full responsibility—
Snoke
GENERAL! Our strategy must now change.
Hux
The weapon... it is ready. I believe the time has come to use it. We shall destroy the government that supports the Resistance... the Republic. Without their friends to protect them, the Resistance will be vulnerable, and we will stop them before they reach Skywalker.
Snoke
Go. Oversee preparations.
Hux
Yes, Supreme Leader.
Snoke
There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?
Ren
Yes.
Snoke
There's something more. The droid we seek is aboard the Millennium Falcon... in the hands of your father, Han... Solo.
Ren
He means nothing to me.
Snoke
Even you, Master of the Knights of Ren, have never faced such a test.
Ren
By the grace of your training, I will not be seduced.
Snoke
We shall see. [as his hologram fades] We shall see.
Snoke
The scavenger resisted you?!
Ren
She is strong with the Force! Untrained, but stronger than she knows!
Snoke
And the droid?
Hux
Ren believed it was no longer valuable to us… that the girl was all we needed. As a result, the droid has most likely been returned to the hands of the enemy. They may have the map already.
Snoke
Then the Resistance must be destroyed before they get to Skywalker.
Hux
We have their location. We tracked their reconnaissance ship to the Ileenium system.
Snoke
Good. Then we will crush them once and for all. Prepare the weapon.
Ren
Supreme Leader, I can get the map from the girl. I just need your guidance.
Snoke
If what you say about this girl is true, bring her to me.
Baloo
You've got hands with fingers on the ends, so let's use them.
Mowgli
[from trailer, before a race with the other wolves]
What happens if you fail?
Baloo
You don't JOIN THE PACK!
Knull
Your champion has fallen… planets will be mine. The King in Black is awake… I will kill your world… Everyone will burn… and you… WILL WATCH!!!
Knull
I am Knull, God of the Void Slicer of Worlds. Long ago, when light invaded my kingdom, my symbiote children betrayed me. Imprisoned me here! At last, a Codex has been created. It is the key to my freedom! It will unlock this prison. I order you to search the corners of the universe until you find this key. Find me the Codex... And when I escape and annihilate every living planet and destroy my symbiote offspring, I will reward you... with your lives.